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Money sent :-)

Bounty received!  Thanks!  That was so kind!
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The Challenge is Over:

I have laught so hard ;-) All of you guys have posted great jokes.
I have picked to following two as our winners:

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

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Two hydrogen atoms were walking along.

One says, "You know what?  I think I've lost my electron."

The other one says, "Are you sure?"

The first one responds, "Yeah, I'm positive."
Posted on: Today at 08:46:24 PM

@jzcjca00: I need your wallet address :-)

Damn man, really didn't think I'd win this one! Thanks a lot, payment received. Fun times Smiley

That would be very kind!  My address is 1PPJHDawPvjh6MEzsvXrMYLgpLmyAaNXUc.

You might think about making the one about the faster-than-light neutrino a co-winner.  I laughed until I hurt!
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The Challenge is Over:

I have laught so hard ;-) All of you guys have posted great jokes.
I have picked to following two as our winners:

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

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Two hydrogen atoms were walking along.

One says, "You know what?  I think I've lost my electron."

The other one says, "Are you sure?"

The first one responds, "Yeah, I'm positive."
Posted on: Today at 08:46:24 PM


@jzcjca00: I need your wallet address :-)

Damn man, really didn't think I'd win this one! Thanks a lot, payment received. Fun times Smiley
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Did you hear about the guy who won the Polish lottery?

A dollar a year for a million years.
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What's the difference between a blond and a shopping cart?

A shopping cart has a mind of its own.
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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left him!
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2 owls sitting in a tree!
One says: Buhuhuhu!
The other one Buhu Fuck you! You scared the shit out of me!
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Why did the blond have T.G.I.F. written on her shoes?

To remind her, Toes Go In First.
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We don’t allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender.

A neutrino walks into a bar.
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Two hydrogen atoms were walking along.

One says, "You know what?  I think I've lost my electron."

The other one says, "Are you sure?"

The first one responds, "Yeah, I'm positive."
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Ok,that's my second try.

Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
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Two peanuts walked into a bar.  One was assaulted.
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A toothless termite walked into a bar and said, "Where's the bar tender?"
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

BOOM
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Becuase the "P" is silent.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

'Elifino!
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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't.  You get down from a goose.
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Damn, i only know dutch jokes.

Oh well.

What did the ghost say to the wall?
Hey, i'm just passing through.

why are fish so smart?
because they live in schools.

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Here's mine:
-What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
 - Dam.
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