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Topic: Thought experiment - Hypothetical new competitor to BFL (Read 1082 times)

vip
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Black-eared mouse labs

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"And the Cock he Rode in On Labs"

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Megabigpower
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buttersink labs? their butter doesn't fly... Seems like it kind of sinking Grin
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Cheesewheel Inc. Because the whole thing is just like watching a bunch of crazy people go charging down a steep hill chasing a rolling bitcoin...

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they already have a website and are selling product. pix of dead butterflies included: http://www.bitfurystrikesback.com/
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Crypto is King.
I like the Buffalo Labs one.  I can take it to a nerd level and call it "Ctheay Labs" based on a fictional creature in Patrick Rothfuss' "Name of the Wind" books.  The Ctheay eats butterflies and is an oracle that can see into the future and feeds off emotions of those who seek it.  Fellow geeks correct me if I'm wrong.
Best first post out of newbie jail I've ever seen in my life.
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I like the Buffalo Labs one.  I can take it to a nerd level and call it "Ctheay Labs" based on a fictional creature in Patrick Rothfuss' "Name of the Wind" books.  The Ctheay eats butterflies and is an oracle that can see into the future and feeds off emotions of those who seek it.  Fellow geeks correct me if I'm wrong.
legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
To prove that BF Labs Inc. doesn't have a clue, shouldn't they have named their first gen miner the Monarch and not the last?
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Tornado Labs !

You order it, it shows up on your doorstep in a whirlwind !

 Grin Grin Grin
legendary
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Shutup And Give Me Your Money Labs

They could also gouge their "customers" on credit card fees:
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* Viceroy falls on the floor laughing

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Crypto is King.
One More Week Labs

We Don't Butt Fuck You Labs
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Camel Spider Labs
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Tarantula hawk Labs.  Look it up. One Bad Mother fkr.
legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
Buffalo Labs

The chips are being fabbed as we speak:



Two more chips fresh off the assembly line:

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Verified Bernie Bro - Feel The Bern!
Bitsyncom, oh wait that's been done and it didn't work.
legendary
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...what would you call it? ...

F' Josh Zerlan & Co LLC.
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If you were going to build a company who's sole mission was to teach the fools at BFL how to build and sell hardware, what would you call it?  The company's product line would consist of various configurations of bitcoin mining hardware.



I was thinking things like:
Dragonfly labs

Spiderfly labs

(because dragonflies and spiders eat monarch's).


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