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Topic: Thwarted another Military Speacial Ops Attempt on my life tonight (Read 531 times)

legendary
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FUD Philanthropist™
I guess they caught 'em ..it was James Way.



Take a guess which one Wink
legendary
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"Then I trapped the special ops team in my house by putting on an old recording of the Benny Hill Show. While they were watching the show laughing their asses off, I reached around them one at a time and slit their throats. I then stole their black van, adding ice cream decals on the sides, then headed out to the Arizona desert across the Colorado River from Laughlin, the last place on Earth they'll look in hopes of finding my killing machine ass."

 Cheesy

I thought it was just a cat that climbed over his fence into his backyard.

Your explanation is much better!
vip
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"Then I trapped the special ops team in my house by putting on an old recording of the Benny Hill Show. While they were watching the show laughing their asses off, I reached around them one at a time and slit their throats. I then stole their black van, adding ice cream decals on the sides, then headed out to the Arizona desert across the Colorado River from Laughlin, the last place on Earth they'll look in hopes of finding my killing machine ass."
legendary
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Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
Ill tell you what happened I set a trap, it went off bang like it had been hit by the Predator,
Mantraps are highly illegal; if the government was really after you, they would arrest you for that alone.

I'm going out to leave out a few other things
Good advice. It's never a good idea to discuss your criminal activities on a public forum.
legendary
Activity: 1344
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Ill tell you what happened I set a trap, it went off bang like it had been hit by the Predator, I quickly searched around, nothing it had disappeared off into the night

I guess it could have been an animal or strong gust of wind, my reference to Military speacial ops is kinda a joke but if you look at the evidence I had

it's pretty hair raising stuff, also I'm going out to leave out a few other things I'm not going to post like im writing a book,
legendary
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FUD Philanthropist™
Pictures or it didn't happen !

Give us the details of what happened.. like what country ?
I bet it was those damn Americans again.. OBAMA !!!1111ONE
member
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severe mental disorder
I can see the headlines now.

Bitcoiner kills entire family with M14 rifle. Pleads not guilty due to self defense against military special ops.
sr. member
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maybe you're already tired of this life, and consider the military as for resolution of the problem
legendary
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Your military skills must be absolutely amazing if you can single-handedly survive multiple attempts on your life by military Special-Ops.

Or, perhaps, you are experiencing hallucinations once again?  Which seems more likely?  Have you taken your meds recently? You aren't back on mind-altering drugs again, are you?
legendary
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thwarted ?
let me guess the drugs you sniff regularly, which originate from the soldiers in the middle east's war, grabbing all of them poppy(opium plant) farms, didnt kill you via an overdose. so you, while hallucinating think that makes it is a victory against the governments that are the real supplier of drugs..

ok its time you went to rehab
legendary
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And 2017 takes off with a Blast!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going a 100 Miles an hour
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