Topic: TMIBITW (Read 927 times)

I once trained a Chinese dude to take pictures of cameras.



I once dated this girl, and still see her every Wednesday night.



Creatures in the woods offer me brewskis just because...



...I'm TMIBITW.

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My latest adventure: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/urgent-need-to-raise-1200-usd-in-24-hrs-for-south-pole-expedition-323580

~TMIBITW

PG is like that weird grandpa everyone wishes they had 

Surely, you've heard of Bitcoin Jesus and Bitcoin Moses. Well, I'm TMIBITW (self annointed). Some day, in your lifetime, all three will be together for a photoshoot provided, of course, such an event is photographable.

To prove that I'm TMIBITW, I offer up the following:

I once saved a bar full of patrons from being eaten by a 750 lb bear, by single-handedly wrestling it to the ground so that another person was able to put a collar and chain on it, whereupon I walked it 100 miles and released it back into the wild.



I once donned one of genjix's dresses and went undercover as Rassah's mother to round up all the zombies and vampires.



I once baked a cake.



I once captured all of NSA's spying pigeons, sans one, but no need to worry about that one and the message it was carrying, for I personally saw it swan dive into a chimney. To this day the NSA hasn't a clue as to whom truly accomplished said act, for I was disguised as Amir Taaki donning a beard.



I once brokered a deal with a recently unknown tribe to build a casino on their sovereign land. As a gift, I was presented with their last remaining virgin to do with her as I wish. And I did! I still recall her crying each and everything she came, sometimes two dozen or more times a night. She used to asked me when would it end, whereupon I replied, "In two weeks." Sadly, she started crying upon hearing that reply, but not with tears of ecstasy, for she never wanted it to end.



I steal barn wood--at night.



I don't normally brag about being TMIBITW, but when I do, I start a thread and show proof.

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