Topic: Top 10 reasons why BFL will postpone their April 2013 shipping date (Read 6614 times)

yeah man u got some reasons no kidding scarry sheat
hope josh propeler crashes and he has time to smell burning flash haha

11. Jalapeno not fitting into USB's 5W power limit and thus they need a complete redesign of the chips. Running out of monies when missing eight ( 8 ) months of promised delivery dates in a row. Refunds stack and Anti-BFL advertising kicks in, no more monies in and joshing around finally stops.

1 heatsink fans are not designed for duble triple load and heat
2 josh is a liar scam artist jerk
3 1000 chips diveded by 8 u 125 sc unit
4 125 sc units with duble or triple chiops = 50 units at best
5 if they ship anithing will be for publicity stunt
6 bfl is very elaborate string along scam
7 of the pyramidal type if u request u refund u actually still get one
8 are covered by new orders comning in going to those requesting refund
9 they 7 months late and 10 month since they took millions
10 if they wouldnt be  a scam with so many millions they would shippend something

pew

#1 :
 
lmftfy:

The first time was 2013-01-28. The last time was 2013-02-06.

Never got an reply.

How long ago did you request the refund?

They are the ONLY company to deliver ASICs to customers, so all the more reason to charge whatever they wish, you can't get any anywhere else.


Impressive  

Avalon should be pricing their subsequent batch units at $5k, since they are proven to be able to deliver. They are selling themselves short on profit otherwise. While they are probably still making assloads of money being an all China based operation, people are willing to pay.

We should cheer for BFL instead of continually attacking them.  BFL's stumble so far is why Avalon has increased their prices for the 3rd batch 4x.  We need more competition in the ASIC space or else it's guaranteed the only winners will be the ASIC manufacturers themselves.

I really like #5 (not so much the testnet part) as their next "legitimate bullshit" excuse for more delays.

fucking gold right here!

Excellent 

#6 After an extensive research cycle, they discovered that the 6th week of April is really the 2nd week in May.

#5 After the FinCEN declarations, they had to wait for a Money Transmitter license to test the transfer of their testnet coins

#4 The online order tracking system accidentally changed all of the order dates to "blue"

#3 The units didn't work after they cut each of them into thirds to be able to implement the 1/3rd plan

#2 The digital design company theyused for their ASICs are litecoin moles.

and the number one reason BFL will postpone and April 2013 shipping date:

The units from PrimeASIC they were going to repackage haven't arrived yet.

The only reason they will not ship is because they are not capable of making the machine.  Someone told me that they are busy changing the website to sell 100MPG carburetors to all the people who do not realize this is not possible to achieve (and do not realize their car does not have a carb) and that as a token of good will all BFL customers will get a coupon code for 20% off.

What kind of gift bag did Nick Jr. get after his visit?
https://blockchain.info/tx/eb1a3f97ac4579eb4edec89315fb44c9219bdbf7bc180abc5e09590ec93a2b71

There've been several.

why has noone made one of them hitler parodies of BFL not shipping yet ?

Lol, I came across this while surfing the web...

How to spot a sociopath http://www.naturalnews.com/036112_sociopaths_cults_influence.html

#8: The duck ate it!

I tried to but got no answer from them.

Taxin' my memory, I believe it was the ASIC press release.

With that, I'm going to bed.

Nite, Vite!

Always +1 for well placed Deus Ex references

Speaking of which, it's about time I reinstalled it...

post of the week

I'd like to think I'm not the only miner who is concerned about the security of the blockchain. BFL has tied up millions of dollars for many months that could have been better spent securing the network. Their fake ship dates were also anti-competitive and more than one other project didn't move forward due to BFL's lies. Fortunately Avalon ignored BFL's lies and went ahead with their project.

It would be nice to see bfl get fucked for once.

More panic, then more chance, that they will fail, when the wave of refunds will come. Avalon customers will be more happy

Has anyone requested a refund, and not received it?

If only my sig was big enough.

lol

BFL_Josh: Your appointment with Luke-jr should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with Judy.
Sonny: I take it he was agreeable?
BFL_Josh: He didn't really have a choice.
Sonny:  Has he pre-ordered?
BFL_Josh: Oh yes. Most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the MiniRig, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.
Sonny:  This delay... the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
BFL_Josh: Why contain it? Let it spill over the dorms and trailers, let the bodies pile up in the basements. In the end they'll beg us to save them.
Sonny:  I've received reports of armed attacks on shipments. There's not enough ASICs to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get desperate.
BFL_Josh: Of course they're desperate; they can smell their insolvency, and the sound they'll make rattling their cages will serve as a warning to the rest.
Sonny:  Mmm. I hope you're not underestimating the problem. Intelligence suggest they're behind the problems in bumping.
BFL_Josh: Bunch of pretentious young kids playing at running the world. But the world left them behind long ago. We are the future.
Sonny:  We have other problems.
BFL_Josh: Avalon?
Sonny:  Formed by 2 dudes in China after the strike on bAsic. I have someone in place though. I'm more concerned about friedcat. He's relocated to BTCGuild.
BFL_Josh: Our FanBox is far in advance of theirs, as is our electronic sentience, and their 'ethical inflexibility' has allowed us to make progress in areas they refuse to consider.
Sonny:  The augmentation project?
BFL_Josh: Among others. But, I must admit, I've been somewhat disappointed with the performance of the primary unit.
Sonny:  The secondary unit should be online soon. It's currently undergoing preparations and should be operational within 4-6 weeks. If necessary, the primary will be terminated.
BFL_Josh: We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order again. A new age. Satoshi spoke of the mythical city on the hill, soon that city will be real and we will be crowned its kings. Or, better than kings... Gods!

#7: Their chip shipment fell off the truck.

Josh will have an update on why he's not posting either late today or tomorrow, probably today but that's subject to change and possibly the later half of tomorrow, which is also subject to change and could extend into late next year. I promise to give you another update in one minute.

I can totally understand your feelings. As BFL customer this might turn into some potential profit loss... That would be depressing.
You are not BFL customer, are you? If you bought Avalon, well, then I don't get your personal hate towards BFL and Josh. if you bought mini rig and don't have it yet, then I can totally see it.
I must admit BFL  exterior design look more pleasing to an eye. I'm not saying they are bad, nor saying they are good. I'm just saying that avalon customers have no reason to bash them, instead they should be grateful for the delay, because difficulty is less, they get more coins with avalons. That is all

I am, in fact, impressed with BFL. It is a miracle they were able to get this far, given the obvious lack of competence at all levels, and a known scammer among them. Just look at what happened to another American ASIC project, bASIC.
It is not fair comparing these people with the kids from China (two teams to actually deliver ASICs thus far) - well educated, humble, and hard working.

Praise Josh for his incompetence....wait...Josh didn't make the ASICs. Nasser did....or was it Chronicle Techs incompetence....Perhaps it was the Fab at fault...no...perhaps it was the bumpers....no wait....the packagers....or was it the broken tester?

I am confused...who should I praise for this miracle?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clusterfuck

I thought he would have set it on fire after finding out it was a den of lies?

I have a single on order which is why I'm watching. But I'm doing a trade in from my FPGA single and used a CC for the other half. Right now my best path is just to hope something comes out soon. I have no idea how I would feel if I bought a minirig with Bitcoin. That is a totally different story.

so... Why so much hate towards BFL from those who bought Avalon? I mean seriously. You should be happy and grateful for BFL not delivering in time. The longer they don't deliver, the more money for you. Instead of mocking BFL you should praise it. Just think if they didn't delay so much, you'd be getting waaaaay less today. Only people who should be depressed about BFL are those who bought their rigs. But they seem don't mind it, or they won't show it. No one wants to demonstrated they made a bad judgement. It is like horse race, you make your bet which horse will deliver first asic... Those who couldn't deside and bought both Avalon and BFL should also be happy. So come on, guys/gals, no need to rub it in to poor (and in some cases I mean it literally) BFL customers.

I'm afraid this is likely true. They post something at least once a day when things are going smooth and get very quiet when things go wrong.

With how quiet it has been in this 'chip testing' phase I would prepare for some more bad news.  BFL is usually pretty prompt with providing mediocre information and really slow with passing on bad news.

I really wish I could find that statement made by Josh so long ago (June I think) about how they had learned so much about this industry from the FPGAs that the ASICs process would be so much smoother.

I wonder have they actually surpassed the FPGA delay mark yet? What was it 6 months?

Sure

Possibly 

Ummm, notice the priestly collar?


Has BFL hired clergy?  BFLintology?

“It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.” - Mark Twain

I don't see how they could drag this out another month without delivering something, a prototype to a reviewer at least.  

#8 Having forgot what post, which timeline or even which dates they said BFL simply ships when they have something to ship and continue the why worry about "deadlines" approach well after April.

Hey, just out of curiosity, are there actually some people who still think they're going to deliver ?
Are they the same people still waiting for a pirate payout ?

Because they CAN. 

BFL gay fans boys going to hop around the forums like this ^^ 

No need to make more than one BS thread, fuckers

i guess he doesn't need to make anymore sale? lol

#9 - Luke Jr. ends up setting BFL headquarters on fire by accidentally overclocking the clock buffers buffing the buffed clocks. 

#10: Josh? Has anyone seen him joshin' around lately on BFL or Bitcointalk forums? It's oh so quiet ...


(OK he's still alive: eryngi: "He did have time to erase my post. So he's there "keeping things civil" while hiding after missing another delivery date.".
EDIT: Josh also deleted eryngi's post.)

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