get yours and fk everybody else
What did I say
Topic: Top tips for surviving life on planet earth (Read 692 times)
What did I say
get yours and fk everybody else
Some people aren't nice. And even more follow these non-nice people...
And you will die.
And you will die.
Assume that everything your teacher says is the exact opposite of the truth and get a decent education out of public school.
Perfect!
Don't visit there for too long at one time and always have an escape route in mind.
Buy and hold Bitcoins.
Do not pet cute animals in Australia. The cute ones will kill you. The non-cute ones will kill you too. In fact, just stay the fuck away from Australian animals in general. And some of the plants. Don't swim in the water, either. Stay away from the water. But not so far away that you're in the middle of the desert. You know what, if survival is a priority, visiting Australia is just a really bad idea.
Assume that everything your teacher says is the exact opposite of the truth and get a decent education out of public school.
Trust no one.
Never believe anything a politician says, even if they're telling you the truth they're probably hiding something.
Don't drink the water. It'll kill you.
No one is going to make it out alive
Except me.
No one is going to make it out alive
"Hey Girls!
Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly.
Just throw it girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get hurt."
Please feel free to add your own 'life survival tips'
Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly.
Just throw it girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get hurt."
Please feel free to add your own 'life survival tips'
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