The sirens are going off here in Sandwich, Illinois. In case I don't survive, the truth about me and goat is...
Phin and I know all of Goat's secrets...
Please share, what did baby elephant do now?
Topic: Tornado! (Read 675 times)
I am survived!
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Don't scare me like that!
I was hoping you would report how you are doing inside the twister!Phinn, is it okay to come out and play with the other goats now?
I am survived!
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Don't scare me like that!
I was hoping you would report how you are doing inside the twister! 
Hang tight, Phinnaeus. I've got a crazy view from up north.
The sirens are going off here in Sandwich, Illinois. In case I don't survive, the truth about me and goat is...
Phin and I know all of Goat's secrets...
I hope you're underground Bruno! Get in that cellar and stay there till its over.
Are you fuckin' nuts! There's critters down there that scare me.
Quick aside: Did I ever mention about the time in Nashville two Hell's Angels dudes correctly decided to not pursue their threats toward me?
Another time, this dude in a restaurant in Carol Stream, IL, wanted to kick my ass, trying to get me go outside. I place both my hands on his table and calmly said, "Better yet, let's just do it right here!" He thought about it for a sec, then smiled. We became friends at that instance, of which I still communicate with him in Texas, always joking about that day.
BTW, does anybody have a clue as to what those scary critters are? Some have 100's of legs.
The sun just popped out. The worse is over for the time being. Time for another pot o' java.
I hope you're underground Bruno! Get in that cellar and stay there till its over.
Alert: No tornado in my vicinity.
Phinnaeus don't die! We have to know the secret of the goat!
has been heading west of Sandwich
Fuck I'm hungry now
FUCK! Another big-ass blob is scheduled to be upon us in about 30 minutes. Slew of rescue equipment has been heading west of Sandwich. Coffee is done, thinking about baking up some sweet rolls.
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LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE... SANDWICH AND HINCKLEY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCeGCSvueM8
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TO REPEAT... A TORNADO IS ON THE GROUND. TAKE COVER NOW. MOVE TO AN INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR OF A STURDY BUILDING. AVOID WINDOWS. IF IN A MOBILE HOME... A VEHICLE OR OUTDOORS... MOVE TO THE CLOSEST SUBSTANTIAL SHELTER AND PROTECT YOURSELF FROM FLYING DEBRIS.
Rolling gray clouds overhead. Hail. Coffee is almost done.
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AT 456 PM CDT... A CONFIRMED TORNADO WAS LOCATED NEAR SOMONAUK... AND MOVING EAST AT 30 MPH.
Our Father, who are in heaven...
The sirens are going off here in Sandwich, Illinois. In case I don't survive, the truth about me and goats is...
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