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Topic: Towelie made me do it! (Read 753 times)

legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
October 12, 2013, 11:14:54 PM
#18
Whatever you do, do not forget the tune to Funky Town

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRb21pEzsdQ

Cool! Groovy! Hip! Anybody want to give me a BTC loan, for I need to buy something really quick. I'm good for it because I currently have my account for sale for $100,000 USD.

Please help! Dank? Anybody?
sr. member
Activity: 336
Merit: 250
October 12, 2013, 10:01:20 PM
#17
Whatever you do, do not forget the tune to Funky Town
legendary
Activity: 1176
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May Bitcoin be touched by his Noodly Appendage
October 12, 2013, 08:56:16 PM
#16
I hear bleach mixed with amonia makes one of the strongest inhalents out there, One good huff and you'll be seeing stars for the rest of your life
Only a few stars will be seen then
legendary
Activity: 2786
Merit: 1031
October 12, 2013, 08:51:01 PM
#15
sr. member
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SmartFi - EARN, LEND & TRADE
October 12, 2013, 08:18:59 PM
#14
legendary
Activity: 2786
Merit: 1031
October 12, 2013, 03:36:35 PM
#13
I feel like shit! Is there any drugs I can take to over this feeling?

Ricin.

Great! I'll just hear on over to SR and...

Call Walter White. Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1428
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Okey Dokey Lokey
October 12, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
#12
I hear bleach mixed with amonia makes one of the strongest inhalents out there, One good huff and you'll be seeing stars for the rest of your life
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
October 12, 2013, 02:59:22 PM
#11
I feel like shit! Is there any drugs I can take to over this feeling?

Ricin.

Great! I'll just hear on over to SR and...
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1002
October 12, 2013, 01:56:59 PM
#10
I feel like shit! Is there any drugs I can take to over this feeling?

Ricin.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
October 12, 2013, 01:55:47 PM
#9
I feel like shit! Is there any drugs I can take to over this feeling?
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
October 12, 2013, 10:18:23 AM
#8
Well, that didn't go as planned: Ended up with a minor headache, dreamt the same, and barely got a buzz. Now, I'm Towelie Tagged.
legendary
Activity: 2786
Merit: 1031
October 12, 2013, 08:52:26 AM
#7
Don't forget to bring a towel.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
October 12, 2013, 12:45:57 AM
#6
This is fucked up! Getting a slight headache, my stomach is still growling, getting cotton mouth, and want another bagel with peanut butter. BRB! Don't go anywhere.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
October 12, 2013, 12:41:01 AM
#5
My stomach started a gowling while laying down so I'm now eating a bagel with peanut butter. Back to bed in a few.

Damn you, Towelie!
legendary
Activity: 1428
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Okey Dokey Lokey
October 12, 2013, 12:10:46 AM
#4
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
October 12, 2013, 12:09:04 AM
#3
You're a towel.

The Percocets I have laying around made me say it.

I rather be a towel than a towel, so there!

Damn, those things kick in pretty quick. I'm already feeling light-headed. Better go lay down and enjoy the rest of the night. If I'm not mistaken, the next day I'll feel like shit and not want to do much of which would be a bad thing for I've got shit to do.

EDIT: Damn! For a couple seconds, I couldn't figure out why my avatar was spinning, then I figured it out. Nite all.
legendary
Activity: 896
Merit: 1000
October 12, 2013, 12:04:27 AM
#2
You're a towel.

The Percocets I have laying around made me say it.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
October 11, 2013, 11:58:26 PM
#1
Seriously, I had this one last 750 Vicodin laying around and a voice outta nowhere...



Boy, am I gonna dream some weird shit tonight.
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