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Topic: Trading Academy For n00b Traders (Read 351 times)

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March 25, 2016, 10:21:25 AM
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So you're you just quit your day job scrubbing toilets in the local sperm clinic and you want to work for yourself? Trading The BitCoin is your
key to financial freedom!

This thread is for established pro-traders only to give clueless n00b chancers the benifit of our wisdom. Please feels free to contribute if you are a established pro-fulltime trader only (no  self-deluding part timers or inheritence layabouts)

I'll start the ball rolling with the Basics Of Pro-Trading:

1) Never trade when you are drunk, high or are engaged in a furious row with your partner or if you need money to pay off a gang
2) Only ever trade martingales short as trading long can lead to unlimited losses
3) Resist punching your monitor when your trades go wrong
4) By drawing lines on your graphs in you will be able to predict the future...
5) By joining lines together you can make pictures like the double bottom and the cup and saucer these also let you tell the future price
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