You can do your part by not posting anymore!
I'll join you. For every post that you don't make, I will make one less than I would have otherwise. But for every post you do make, I will make 2 extra posts instead!
Nah, I'm going down with the ship.
I wish I was a moderator so I could delete half of these threads (or move them to a hidden sub-forum).
Yeah, that's even better.
Here's a scale from good quality to poor quality, where Bitcoin Discussion is scaled to be the top. I'm omitting most of the forums for brevity.
10 Bitcoin Discussion
9
8
7
6
5
4
3 Other-> Newbies
2
1 Retard Sub-forum (only proposed at this point)