Seriously we can all have a laugh & a joke about this but we have responsibilities in life. Having children is a gift, I think our Ugandan friend needs to put something on the end of it if he wants to continue his life of promiscuity & debauchery.
I think he has already found a hobby and he is even very good at it
You said it yourself, he lives in a completely different society - many children are good because they have to take care of you in old age. There are not only no child welfare payments but also no pension payments. Somehow you have to be able to live in old age. This is not only the case in Africa, but also in many Asian countries.
Maybe he exaggerated a little:)