Topic: Un trading bot presque infaillible pour Bitcoin ! (Read 1765 times)
Pas mal la blague, si un tel bot existait beaucoup ferait la tronche
cryptomining-blog.com fait un récap des meilleures joke :
– The BitPay Klondike is a car powered Bitcoin ASIC miner supposedly capable to provide users that get it installed in their cars with 400 GH/s hashrate being powered from the reclaimed kinetic energy generated by braking the car.
– Newegg Introducing Own Cryptocurrency called EGGCOIN, the online retailer does accept Bitcoin as a form of payment, but they are actually not really launching their own egg-based altcoin.
– ChangeTip SCAN is a device that will turn paper currency (fiat) to digital currency such as Bitcoin by scanning your dollar bills and exchanging them for Bitcoins and then destroying the physical bill, well not really.
– Greece Will Adopt the Bitcoin, so apparently the finance minister of the country wants to move from Euro to Bitcoin, well, not really.
– Bitreserve Introducing Adamantium and Orichalcum, the service really introduces some interesting new fictional precious metals.
– CoinDesk Launches Moon Bureau, the crypto currency news site is relocating their operations to the Moon and employees will be able to return back to Earth when the Bitcoin price passes the $5000 USD mark.
– The BitPay Klondike is a car powered Bitcoin ASIC miner supposedly capable to provide users that get it installed in their cars with 400 GH/s hashrate being powered from the reclaimed kinetic energy generated by braking the car.
– Newegg Introducing Own Cryptocurrency called EGGCOIN, the online retailer does accept Bitcoin as a form of payment, but they are actually not really launching their own egg-based altcoin.
– ChangeTip SCAN is a device that will turn paper currency (fiat) to digital currency such as Bitcoin by scanning your dollar bills and exchanging them for Bitcoins and then destroying the physical bill, well not really.
– Greece Will Adopt the Bitcoin, so apparently the finance minister of the country wants to move from Euro to Bitcoin, well, not really.
– Bitreserve Introducing Adamantium and Orichalcum, the service really introduces some interesting new fictional precious metals.
– CoinDesk Launches Moon Bureau, the crypto currency news site is relocating their operations to the Moon and employees will be able to return back to Earth when the Bitcoin price passes the $5000 USD mark.
Énorme !
génial 
dans le même genre, y'avait ça ... trop fort : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCbBMAeX0ok&feature=youtu.be
Pas mal l'article 
Autre joke , cette fois chez LDLC :
http://www.ldlc.com/n3515/
En fin de page on y voit :
http://media.ldlc.com/mkt/ldlc/fr/laurentdelachouquetterie/images/info_footer4.png
http://www.ldlc.com/n3515/
En fin de page on y voit :
http://media.ldlc.com/mkt/ldlc/fr/laurentdelachouquetterie/images/info_footer4.png
J'adore ce qu'a fait LDLC.
Propre et plein d'humour... Bravo
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L'algorithme prédictif sur lequel repose est ainsi capable analyser des centaines de milliers de données chaque seconde, de leur appliquer un coefficient en fonction de leur influence passée, de corriger les résultats obtenus en fonction de méta-données intuitives (MDI) et enfin de calculer le cours du bitcoin avec une précision de 99,99 % sur trois jours qui reste à 99,7 % sur un mois et 96 % sur un an.
http://www.bitcoin.fr/post/Un-trading-bot-infaillible-pour-Bitcoin
C'est la fin
....du mois de mars
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Parmi les données primaires balayées en permanence par le robot il y a évidemment le « market data » des principales plateformes de change, les rumeurs émergentes distillées par les réseaux sociaux et une série d'indicateurs macro-économiques de première importance tels que les battements d'aile des papillons ou la température anale de Warren Buffett.
Pas mal ^^
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