I think giving every US citizen a pony is the more effective than the welfare system we have today. Foodstamps, medicare, etc? 90% waste, 10% efficiency.
The pony program? Money goes to the farms, ponies come out. Poop comes out of the ponies, poop goes into local community farms and food comes out.
I can't complain. It's one of the most efficient welfare programs I've seen.
The pony program? Money goes to the farms, ponies come out. Poop comes out of the ponies, poop goes into local community farms and food comes out.
I can't complain. It's one of the most efficient welfare programs I've seen.
You obviously missed the part about it being a mandatory identification pony. Want to board the airplane.... too bad, you forgot your pony.
Well, fuck.
