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Topic: Vermin Supreme was cheated out of the Presidency! (Read 349 times)

legendary
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November 16, 2016, 09:20:04 AM
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* Had the FBI chosen to arrest Hillary Clinton, and arrest Donald Trump for sexual assault cases, arrest Jill Stein for having an investment portfolio in big oil companies despite speaking out against them, arrest Gary Johnson for being a boring shit, etc, Vermin Supreme would have won by an ELECTORAL and POPULAR VOTE landslide!!


There were over 180 other presidential candidates. He would probably lose anyway. And too bad. Ponies for everyone, free zombie energy and daily glitter bombing were good policies.

The best part was, they were free ponies!

Reporter: Won't you have to raise taxes for that?

Vermin Supreme: No they're free ponies
He's got a point Cheesy
hero member
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* Had the FBI chosen to arrest Hillary Clinton, and arrest Donald Trump for sexual assault cases, arrest Jill Stein for having an investment portfolio in big oil companies despite speaking out against them, arrest Gary Johnson for being a boring shit, etc, Vermin Supreme would have won by an ELECTORAL and POPULAR VOTE landslide!!


There were over 180 other presidential candidates. He would probably lose anyway. And too bad. Ponies for everyone, free zombie energy and daily glitter bombing were good policies.

The best part was, they were free ponies!

Reporter: Won't you have to raise taxes for that?

Vermin Supreme: No they're free ponies


Thanks for sharing! xP
legendary
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Merit: 1000
I support Vermin Supreme with all my heart. Where's my free pony?  Sad
legendary
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legendary
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* Had the FBI chosen to arrest Hillary Clinton, and arrest Donald Trump for sexual assault cases, arrest Jill Stein for having an investment portfolio in big oil companies despite speaking out against them, arrest Gary Johnson for being a boring shit, etc, Vermin Supreme would have won by an ELECTORAL and POPULAR VOTE landslide!!


There were over 180 other presidential candidates. He would probably lose anyway. And too bad. Ponies for everyone, free zombie energy and daily glitter bombing were good policies.
hero member
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If you didn't vote for Vermin Supreme then you elected Donald Trump.

You Johnson bros and Clinton sisses caused this mess! The opposition is clearly fascist and literally Hitler for not agreeing with my corporate leader.

It is well known that Vermin Supreme has more political experience than our current President. A vote for Clinton was a vote for Trump. Learn about how Clinton voters cheated Vermin Supreme out of the Presidency!! :

* Had all of the Clinton sisses and half of all the Gary Johnson bros voted for Vermin Supreme, he would have still won

* Had the FBI chosen to arrest Hillary Clinton, and arrest Donald Trump for sexual assault cases, arrest Jill Stein for having an investment portfolio in big oil companies despite speaking out against them, arrest Gary Johnson for being a boring shit, etc, Vermin Supreme would have won by an ELECTORAL and POPULAR VOTE landslide!!

Tell the people we protest this outcome, use safety pins to show that no matter what happens, you are SAFE to be a PINHEAD!!!!!

Petition - Do the right thing and select Vermin Supreme as our next President - Change.org

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