Topic: Video of me doing stand-up comedy (Read 162 times)
Any more videos?
how can you identify if an ant is a boy ant or girl ant
stick it in water and if it floats, its buoyant
stick it in water and if it floats, its buoyant
Funny enough. Are there audience out there or is it an edited video?
Edited video.
the wife looked in the mirror and didnt like what she saw, she asked me 'rate me out of 10'
i say 'your in ten's (intense), your a twelve honey, your a dozen'
... 'dozent cook, dozent shut up'
i say 'your in ten's (intense), your a twelve honey, your a dozen'
... 'dozent cook, dozent shut up'
One day while doing my stand-up comedy video, I got so excited that I started recording without turning on the video record. When I save the video record I see that I have not turned on the video record. This makes my friends laugh a lot.... 
Funny enough. Are there audience out there or is it an edited video?
dont give up. just create multiple jokes.. what you find is comedians write hundreds of jokes but only use 5% of them(the ones that hit)
they spend alot of time working on the jokes. looking for synonyms and other word play to make a joke a hit.
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Just like famous artists that have created dozens if not tons of painting first before being appreciated and become so to be world known artists now.they spend alot of time working on the jokes. looking for synonyms and other word play to make a joke a hit.
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have watched OP's video and i can see that there is talent on him , only need to be enhanced and practiced more each time.
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OP Goodluck though , it will be a long journey .
dont give up. just create multiple jokes.. what you find is comedians write hundreds of jokes but only use 5% of them(the ones that hit)
they spend alot of time working on the jokes. looking for synonyms and other word play to make a joke a hit.
..
its like fashion models. they dont turn up, take one picture an leave. they have 500 pictures taken with different poses, lighting and angles and then one shot is picked from the litter of pictures
scroll over below for punchline
why did the chicken cross the road... ||it already angered the cyclepath(pronounce psychopath)||
scroll over below for punchline
two blondes walk into a bar... ||ouch.. ouch||
i was in a bar on open mic comedy night. and three men walked towards the stage. i stopped them and said "you three are not funny"
scroll over below for punchline
||in complete confusion the englishman, irishman, and scotsman looked at each other||
they spend alot of time working on the jokes. looking for synonyms and other word play to make a joke a hit.
..
its like fashion models. they dont turn up, take one picture an leave. they have 500 pictures taken with different poses, lighting and angles and then one shot is picked from the litter of pictures
scroll over below for punchline
why did the chicken cross the road... ||it already angered the cyclepath(pronounce psychopath)||
scroll over below for punchline
two blondes walk into a bar... ||ouch.. ouch||
i was in a bar on open mic comedy night. and three men walked towards the stage. i stopped them and said "you three are not funny"
scroll over below for punchline
||in complete confusion the englishman, irishman, and scotsman looked at each other||
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZeJJAMh-dg&t=71s&ab_channel=chrisjourneyvideos
Let me know what you guys think.
That's funny lol , are you a professional Stand up comedian ? or just making it for fun in internet os some sort of money making ?Let me know what you guys think.
I am a comedian myself as in our group i am the one that makes everyone happy and smile(but I am also the one that made them cry sometimes)
there is also a Stand up comedian that I follow in Youtube and yes you are good as him .
i saw a caterpillar under my foot and noticed that it was a special caterpillar would never turn into a butterfly.... i shouldnt have stepped on it
also a good attitude to share your God given talent to others and yeah making them smile , thank you for that mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZeJJAMh-dg&t=71s&ab_channel=chrisjourneyvideos
Let me know what you guys think.
That's funny lol , are you a professional Stand up comedian ? or just making it for fun in internet os some sort of money making ?Let me know what you guys think.
I am a comedian myself as in our group i am the one that makes everyone happy and smile(but I am also the one that made them cry sometimes)
there is also a Stand up comedian that I follow in Youtube and yes you are good as him .
i saw a caterpillar under my foot and noticed that it was a special caterpillar would never turn into a butterfly.... i shouldnt have stepped on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZeJJAMh-dg&t=71s&ab_channel=chrisjourneyvideos
Let me know what you guys think.
That's funny lol , are you a professional Stand up comedian ? or just making it for fun in internet os some sort of money making ?Let me know what you guys think.
I am a comedian myself as in our group i am the one that makes everyone happy and smile(but I am also the one that made them cry sometimes)
there is also a Stand up comedian that I follow in Youtube and yes you are good as him .
i saw a caterpillar under my foot and noticed that it was a special caterpillar would never turn into a butterfly.... i shouldnt have stepped on it
Actually I enjoyed watching your facial reaction than the joke itself , because I am not a fan
of chicken jokes as I don't love joking with the food , and also this is why I am not buying in supermarkets that has the
meat sliced and deboned , instead I buy meats in Wet Market so I must know how fresh and can see the meat with the
bones before deboning so I am sure that the one I bought is the right meat that I need.
of chicken jokes as I don't love joking with the food , and also this is why I am not buying in supermarkets that has the
meat sliced and deboned , instead I buy meats in Wet Market so I must know how fresh and can see the meat with the
bones before deboning so I am sure that the one I bought is the right meat that I need.
i love meat but the chicken cannibal joke didnt do it for me
how about (im not a comedian)
"so i own a chicken farm, but my chickens dont taste like chicken. so i had a eureka moment. i should feed my chickens.. chicken"
a caterpillar sits on a leaf pondering its existence.. it sees a cat sitting on a fence post. it asks itself. is that cat more cat-on-Pillar than me
i saw a caterpillar under my foot and noticed that it was a special caterpillar would never turn into a butterfly.... i shouldnt have stepped on it
how about (im not a comedian)
"so i own a chicken farm, but my chickens dont taste like chicken. so i had a eureka moment. i should feed my chickens.. chicken"
a caterpillar sits on a leaf pondering its existence.. it sees a cat sitting on a fence post. it asks itself. is that cat more cat-on-Pillar than me
i saw a caterpillar under my foot and noticed that it was a special caterpillar would never turn into a butterfly.... i shouldnt have stepped on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZeJJAMh-dg&t=71s&ab_channel=chrisjourneyvideos
Let me know what you guys think.
Let me know what you guys think.
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