Topic: Want to get ripped and tanned like me? ---- ALPHA MALE THREAD ---- (Read 1599 times)

im posting the dox

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Address - C***** **** ****
Postal Code - *****
Name A**** Y***
IP - **.***.***.**
Car - Ford F****
Country - *****
County ***

you are impossible dude fighting like a 6th grade kid or maybe lower and then calling yourself an alpha male   atleast be a male first and stop trolling the thread!!

Ignored and iam outta here tada !!

those computers go through vpns like forks go through knives, man

lookls at that 2035 computer man, if it looks like the ones from ghosts or black ops 2, then they work just like em'

man ~ the next post will be your dox, randall jjust got it ged is going ovr there

LOL are you real I already love you man atleast you are funny and also good luck finding my ip   

There is something called a VPN 

here at our frat, we're always stoned as hell dude!

Some times we even go in public and get the grass

We're SOOO BAD MAN!!!!

My budy Max will beat the shit out of you, if you talk about us like that here's his pic:



And you must now Randall, he beat the shit outta you in sixth grade


 
And then Ged A.K.A Ged the Led


Let's just say we'll fuck you up. We already have high-tec computers finding out your ip right now



You fucked up bro

Someone please tell OP that he's silly and a wanna be david angelo seriously man crap thread its not even going in the off topic section how bad can be this  Oh wait i think you might have posted this while you were high on grass as you clearly mentioned that.

LOL, you’re not a bore

damn we got caught using google again,.,

So Mark (not that Mark, but just as lovable), you have a life:?

http://sotaintastic.wordpress.com/

Other interests; Women’s underwear, masturbation, degrading women?

GPA rating is not all a future employer is going to look up!

wtf

damn bro, you're like the Alpha Male God.

Can I get dem pics?

All we need are girls so we just don't see peps

But we'll lift the shit out of the 3 pound weights, just see

you giving me advice?

I just see a bunch of non-lifting phags in this pic..

Mike Chang has a better six pack than you

Im a alpha male


RAAAWWWAWWAR

U look like shit

 

alpha males dont photo shop we google, get with it brah!!!!

Lol at this thread. . 

inb4 photoshop

fuck you nerd, bitcointalk is only for the alpha males, clearly!

Not Bitcoiners! I have no idea why it's called 'Bitcoin Talk'!!!!

You must be kidding, is Bitcointalk now a place for adjusting teenage hormone levels?

PM dank, he would love to chat with you.

Hey nerds and geeks!

I'm a 100% alpha male. My current GPA is about 4.0, and I go to Princeton University. New Jersey if you guys don't have a life. But besides my flawless grades (I was about to go to a Ivy League, but that Christianity bull was too much, bro! We couldn't score with the chicks without people looking at us!) I have good looks. Here's a photo:

(I have on the white cap!!!!)



Here's the step-by-step day of my life, normally.

5:00 AM - Small Breakfast. Two eggs cooked whole, and bacon.

5:30 AM - Shower, brushing teeth, etc.

5:31 AM - Go for a 5-6 minute run.

6:00 AM - WHEW! That was a long run!

6:01 AM - Take off top in front of other frat brahs, they love it

7:00 AM - Are those hotgirls outside my dorm window? Time to get on XBL and brag about it!!!!

9:00 AM - 4:00 PM - Morning Classes - Boring math, english, and ugh, ALL OF MY CLASSES!!!!

6:00 PM - Go to cool frat party. We love to smoke grass.



7:00 PM - Screw some cute babes!!!!

NSFW, FAPPERS!


8:00 PM - Masculine lifting time. Don't go over 5 pounds

10:00 PM - Go and egg some guys dorm room, what a nerd! He even plays PSN!

12:00 PM - Call myself 'Alpha Male' in the mirror. It fucking helps, guys!!!!
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If any of you other guys are Alpha Males, then please, REPLY TO THIS POST!!!! NOBODY ELSE CAN, EVEN IF YOU'RE A GIRL. FUCK OFF NERDS AND GEEKS!!!!