Toothpaste..
FUCK YOU !
..that's right i said it.
It's about time somebody told the paste what is what !
I am sick of my mouth burning like a mutha-fucker because Colgate needs to "whiten" my teeth.
Fuck you Colgate !
And Fuck your whitening too !
I got me all them fancy schmancy toothpastes and i tell ya what..
They ALL suck the big one !
I am going back to my old Tube.. i got some standard nothing special no weirdo bullshit normal kind.
The giant metallic tube thingy i got with the list of "features" is going to the back of the medicine cabinet.
Hell if i could put the past back in the tube i would !
Fuck you tooth-paste i am not taking your shit anymore !
You burned my mouth for the last time asshole !
So uhh yeah this was suppose to be a warning so..
Toothpaste watch your ass ..your walking on thin ice bucko !
I guess that was still not a warning (unless Toothpaste reads my topic)
So..
Here is something i could work up for ya.. a little FUD for ole Toothpaste
With out further ado.. "The Warning"
I am sure by know you already heard of the environmental disaster of "Plastic Pellets"
being put inside things such as Toothpaste or Shampoo.. right ?
So.. check this out too !
Crest toothpaste embeds plastic in our gums
..toothpaste
..you been warned people
(and it only took me 9 exclamation marks to get to it)
Rant Lite ? A light day on the Med's ? You wish Talker's !