[WARNING] You may be a serial killer if..

Bobmoris

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Quote from: Spoetnik on April 12, 2016, 06:46:15 AM

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Anyone who eats the first slice crust from a loaf of bread is a sick fuck and most likely a serial killer deep down !

So your turn guys Wink

What other ways can you tell if the maniac sitting beside you knows what human flesh taste like ?

I also seen a TV show that had a scientist do a study on this
and he found after doing brain scans a pattern.
So he tested it and could spot the lunatic !
Problem was he also figured out he had that same pattern in his own head LOL
He said i am one of them and prone to being a murderer etc..

Me ?
I just use the "Bread Test" Cool

Maniac sitting beside you knows what human flesh taste like ? I Don`t now... Who eats the first slice crust from a loaf of bread is a -- very hungry man!!! I buy Bread Machine and i very well-fed people. Grin

This article helped me http://jonsguide.org/best-top-bread-machine-reviews/. OM-NOM-NOM Grin

Rune

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I always skip the first piece and throw it away with he last piece.
They are together for ever united at last.
they where so close but yet so far for so long.

bitbunnny

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This theory is so fulish and doesn't make any sence. How could that be connected in any way with such serious disorder like serial killers have? If you eat a first slice of cake, does that also makes you a serial killer? Or maybe rapist?

Gleb Gamow

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This thread has pushed me to the limit! Tomorrow (later today my time) I'm gonna make homemade bread for the first time. I already have the yeast and viewed a couple YouTube views, ergo I'm now certified to make bread. And, I love the heels of fresh-from-the-over bread, with lots of real butter (not oleo et al.).

Spoetnik

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FUD Philanthropist™

Quote from: High Plains Drifter on April 12, 2016, 08:30:06 PM

The first and last piece of bread sucks. Sometimes I even pass by the second piece because it's still a bit truncated.

THIS !

That 2nd piece is just not up to par for me most times either.

It's weird though on Full moans i gorge myself on crusts.
I have nothing against them and they taste ok i guess..
So i actually do eat them sometimes i would usually do this at the end of the loaf though.
I think i end up feeling sorry for them by the end of the loaf and then not wanting to waste them (in garbage)

Gleb Gamow you threw my "WTF Meter" into full ref alert !
The gauges were spinning wildly and there was even a bit of smoke coming out of it.
So uhmm yeah.. thanks for that Cheesy

I have to say though since i am Dutch that is an upgrade on Wooden Shoes.
All we need now is Nike Self-Lacing Edible running shoes.
If i found a pair of shoes that could make me a grilled cheese i would buy 10 pairs !

EDIT:
Interesting Homer you may be on to something hmm ?
I always called it the crust too.. i never heard any Canadians call it the heel before.

xhomerx10

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According to the Harvard dialect survey:

111. What do you call the end of a loaf of bread?
a. end (17.29%)
b. heel (59.15%)
c. crust (15.21%)
d. nose (0.17%)
e. butt (3.53%)
f. shpitzel (0.05%)
g. I have no word for this (1.97%) <---- serial killer
h. other (2.63%)
(10665 respondents)

High Plains Drifter

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"The fish rots from the head first"

The first and last piece of bread sucks. Sometimes I even pass by the second piece because it's still a bit truncated.

Gleb Gamow

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Quote from: Quartx on April 12, 2016, 06:31:56 PM

I eat the first piece because I am not racist against any bread. I am a cereal killer

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Gleb Gamow

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I've reported this thread and several others to the mods to be killed. I won't stop till the bread companies quit including heals in with the package loaves. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to make some toast for a blind man and... SHIT! I'm out of antifreeze.

Quartx

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Becoming legend, but I took merit to the knee :(

I eat the first piece because I am not racist against any bread. I am a cereal killer

Spoetnik

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FUD Philanthropist™

Are you sure you are just not in denial shane ?

And like i said, i seen a story on this i think it was "The nature of things"
So you could have the brain pattern and not be fully aware of it.

Many people here are one of them but haven't killed someone yet.
You can tell easily by their lack of empathy or feelings for others.
These guys in Crypto simply abuse and take advantage of others with no remorse.
Crypto is FULL of predators that do not care 1 bit about their victims.
They simply rail on trying to justify their poor behavior.

How often do you all even see someone bring up the matter ?

The crypto victims are called FUD'ers or Troll's and are swiftly intimidated, bullied and silenced.
All so the predator can continue to prey on the vulnerable.. LIKE A SERIAL KILLER.

shanerc563

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This makes no sense at all. I do not like the first slice of bread because it is mainly crust and I do not like the way it feels in my mouth. That does not make me prone to being a serial killer. That is like saying you may be prone to being a serial killer if you do not watch tv commercials.

Spoetnik

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FUD Philanthropist™

Anyone who eats the first slice crust from a loaf of bread is a sick fuck and most likely a serial killer deep down !

So your turn guys Wink

What other ways can you tell if the maniac sitting beside you knows what human flesh taste like ?

I also seen a TV show that had a scientist do a study on this
and he found after doing brain scans a pattern.
So he tested it and could spot the lunatic !
Problem was he also figured out he had that same pattern in his own head LOL
He said i am one of them and prone to being a murderer etc..

Me ?
I just use the "Bread Test" Cool

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