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Topic: What do you think of my latest rap song (Read 801 times)

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October 20, 2014, 10:18:01 AM
#8
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October 20, 2014, 10:02:59 AM
#7
I decided to make it politically correct to prevent criticism from social democrats ('liberals'), environmentalists, and feminists

Hello guys,
What's up
I like engaging in sexual intercourse with women
Only if they consent to it first of course
I make a lot of money
But I pay my taxes so they can build the roads
I like speeding in my luxury vehicle,
But I make sure I use Hybrid/Electric cars,
I also never go above the speed limit,
When I do, however, I make sure I know my rights when I'm ticketed
This is what I enjoy doing
Making all the money,
Well not all the money, that would be monopoly
I like smoking marijuana,
Only for medicinal purposes of course
I like having sex with promiscuous women that engage in consensual sexual activities for money,
But I make sure to stay safe by using condoms,
If they get pregnant, I pay for their abortions
I consume alcohol in moderation,
But not on election day, that's when I'm voting for Obama

~Quiz Khalifa (Awesome31312)









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Activity: 826
Merit: 504
October 20, 2014, 09:58:23 AM
#6
That's not a song, is it? Where's the music? It's a bunch of words by a troll.

Oh my! What a terrible thing to say!!!

Obviously you lack the ability to comprehend such excellent and unique poetry.

I very much doubt you will find anyone else who thinks that is excellent or unique poetry, but obviously by the tone you are quite clearl;y trolling. Try harder, but a trollpoint for trying I guess.

Bullshit! This is what the people are thinking!

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that was dope, homes
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the real challenge is getting someone to actually rap it
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It's much more articulate than your average
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October 20, 2014, 09:43:22 AM
#5
That's not a song, is it? Where's the music? It's a bunch of words by a troll.

Oh my! What a terrible thing to say!!!

Obviously you lack the ability to comprehend such excellent and unique poetry.

I very much doubt you will find anyone else who thinks that is excellent or unique poetry, but obviously by the tone you are quite clearl;y trolling. Try harder, but a trollpoint for trying I guess.
hero member
Activity: 826
Merit: 504
October 20, 2014, 09:18:09 AM
#3
That's not a song, is it? Where's the music? It's a bunch of words by a troll.

Oh my! What a terrible thing to say!!!

Obviously you lack the ability to comprehend such excellent and unique poetry.
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Merit: 575
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October 20, 2014, 09:01:09 AM
#2
That's not a song, is it? Where's the music? It's a bunch of words by a troll.
hero member
Activity: 826
Merit: 504
October 20, 2014, 07:26:24 AM
#1
I decided to make it politically correct to prevent criticism from social democrats ('liberals'), environmentalists, and feminists

Hello guys,
What's up
I like engaging in sexual intercourse with women
Only if they consent to it first of course
I make a lot of money
But I pay my taxes so they can build the roads
I like speeding in my luxury vehicle,
But I make sure I use Hybrid/Electric cars,
I also never go above the speed limit,
When I do, however, I make sure I know my rights when I'm ticketed
This is what I enjoy doing
Making all the money,
Well not all the money, that would be monopoly
I like smoking marijuana,
Only for medicinal purposes of course
I like having sex with promiscuous women that engage in consensual sexual activities for money,
But I make sure to stay safe by using condoms,
If they get pregnant, I pay for their abortions
I consume alcohol in moderation,
But not on election day, that's when I'm voting for Obama

~Quiz Khalifa (Awesome31312)









Please donate if you like it
12vARzQRPwUf19sCGUNUYasBK1kYu3F3xw
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