Whatever you say, my friend. In my opinion, you are lucky that you do not have that gun with which to shoot yourself.
I'm not going to add any further to my post above, as I think I have already covered all the basic warnings. But I think you should be aware of the fact that some of the more experienced people have recently pulled their bitcoin out of bitcoinica due to certain worrying issues that they have been experiencing. Go to the speculation forum if you want to find out more -> https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/no-reserve-explanation-55938
There is no such thing as easy money, except of course by parting it from those who are, shall we say, credulous? That is quite easy to do.