Topic: What is your best 'non-swearing' insult? (Read 846 times)
no, because there is still better than me, only I give the best.
Not the brightest crayon in the box are we
My favorite one:
I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
I knew a fat, mean girl named Jean Ma in high school. Jean Ma sounds like "golden horse" in Chinese. She's fat so she's massive, so Massive Golden Horse, MGH. That's the formula for potential energy and she's storing a lot of that in the form of fat!
I once was called a cabbage
"You are a sorry excuse for a human being" ? haha, I most of the time use this as an insult.
take this you "moldy peanut butter jelly jar"
that's what I say when I accidentally hit people on the bus
that's what I say when I accidentally hit people on the bus
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
"i only argue with people who can think" 
I don't know what's wrong with you but I bet its difficult to pronounce.
I love both of these!
As just a word to call someone, I've always liked saying "You absolute buffoon". You can also use old-school, medieval words to nice effect - they are technically swearing but people don't normally know what they mean. For example:
"You mewling quim!", or "Grimy, soiled wench!"
If a girl is ugly, you can say "She has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs!".
My friend once described a girl who had horrible, rotten teeth: "Her teeth are like a burnt down Romanian village".
I don't know what's wrong with you but I bet its difficult to pronounce.
I bet nobody has ever accused you of being a rocket scientist.
If common sense were common, everyone would have some.
If common sense were common, everyone would have some.
BSG - FRAK
When I want to swear, I stop at the right moment and I say to myself: Devil, you won't get it 
"i only argue with people who can think"
Yeah, nailed it brotha
My favorite has got to be this one:
"The jerk store called. They've run out of you." -George Costanza
"The jerk store called. They've run out of you." -George Costanza
That is probably the best one yet!
Your mother is so fat, when she passes by TV, 10 commercials passes.
My favorite has got to be this one:
"The jerk store called. They've run out of you." -George Costanza
"The jerk store called. They've run out of you." -George Costanza
Probably the best response to an insult without cussing would be: “So is/does your face!”
I know it’s a response to an insult but it is probably the best immature way to return insults.
I know it’s a response to an insult but it is probably the best immature way to return insults.
"i only argue with people who can think"
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business...
Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business...
"You're a cretin"
I don't think this is swearing lol
I don't think this is swearing lol
Hey!
Please post your best non-swearing insult here.
It's always handy to have a 'comeback' for those people in life that truly deserve insulting.
Here are a few to get you going.
"You are like that first piece of bread, everyone touches you but nobody wants you!"
"Your Birth Certificate is an apology letter from Durex!"
"You have a face only a mother could love!"
Please post your best non-swearing insult here.
It's always handy to have a 'comeback' for those people in life that truly deserve insulting.
Here are a few to get you going.
"You are like that first piece of bread, everyone touches you but nobody wants you!"
"Your Birth Certificate is an apology letter from Durex!"
"You have a face only a mother could love!"
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