The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."
But alas John came fifth, so he won the toaster.
Topic: What is your go-to never-fail joke? (Read 152 times)
What does a slut wear panties?
To keep her ankles warm
To keep her ankles warm
Did you hear about the lepers' soccer team?
They were defeated
They were defeated
I'm looking for new material. So far my favorite joke is:
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter.
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