Topic: What would happen if you microwaved a human being? (Read 2018 times)
I do not like the children baked in a microwave oven. I prefer roasted kids.
Now, the instructions in the microwave oven is necessary to add that not only the pet can not be dried therein, and of people
Video of a gremlin getting microwaved... not really a kid but its about the same size. See this is what happens. POP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu6NGUDoi30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu6NGUDoi30
Ah you found a documentation about the physical effects on microwaved living beings.
You know... most probably the filmmakers had no clue at all what will happen when you microwave an animal. The same way cars blow up when a cop shoots at the tank, it doesn't mean that it can happen in reality.
Video of a gremlin getting microwaved... not really a kid but its about the same size. See this is what happens. POP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu6NGUDoi30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu6NGUDoi30
The Human Being will be baked like an cake 
Your confused with an oven, my friend
Don't ever eat our children. They are our future. It's cool when spiders do it, just because spiders scare me.
Only a maniac and sadistic man would create a thread like this.
You know this is a joke thread right? Play along....
i can't imagin what will happend, Even this will not joke with it, Little Kids Are So Cute!
without malice we could make a better world!
If his name was Bob, you'd have shishkabob.
Its so creepy if microwave can do that way , but why in the world that microwave have to be human being .
There is no state of concern reason
There is no state of concern reason
what about in a parallel universe?
No Microwave, I do not want to cook my child... Jeez
Hopefully no one has actually had to use that setting on their kids.
Well based off of what i've seen in movies if a head is put into a microwave it will explode 
No Microwave, I do not want to cook my child... Jeez
Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
I second this.
I think OP should be banned. If you were in the states you could probably be arrested for posting this online. I hope you do.
Jesus, calm your tits. It's a joke, kapiche? I just had a dumb idea xD Someone told me that microwaves energise water particles, and humans are almost all water.
would explode i figure..
edit:
grind em up so they don't blow up in the microwave.. (or poke 'em with a fork a few times)
Nah, humans wouldn't explode. They are no eggs that have such a hard shell that the sudden pressure inside needs to crash it and the egg explodes. My brother ones had the great idea to make his breakfast egg in the microwave. He had fun cleaning it for some while.
But i think that there exist a lot of movies already that had this topic. A search on videosites might show the impressions film makers had of it. But i imagine they tried to sell exploding humans too.
They may explode if you leave the fork in (it is a reactive metal in a microwave and vecomes charged). As there is no metal exposed, a human would explode but their skin would melt away first and they would already be dead.
Also, does that mean instead of hanging women like meat we will cook people like meat instead!
They will be died.
The temperature in a microwave is totally hot, that's why no one can survive.
The temperature in a microwave is totally hot, that's why no one can survive.
Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
Where's the fun in that, buddy?
There are also no buttons on the inside! It would be hard to microwave youself. You could always split yourself into many oieces and microwave them individually.
in true detective some dude did it
the child died of course
the child died of course
I think I remember back in the news at some point some woman nuking her kid who also died. crazy!
Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
I second this.
I think OP should be banned. If you were in the states you could probably be arrested for posting this online. I hope you do.
Jesus, calm your tits. It's a joke, kapiche? I just had a dumb idea xD Someone told me that microwaves energise water particles, and humans are almost all water.
would explode i figure..
edit:
grind em up so they don't blow up in the microwave.. (or poke 'em with a fork a few times)
Nah, humans wouldn't explode. They are no eggs that have such a hard shell that the sudden pressure inside needs to crash it and the egg explodes. My brother ones had the great idea to make his breakfast egg in the microwave. He had fun cleaning it for some while.
But i think that there exist a lot of movies already that had this topic. A search on videosites might show the impressions film makers had of it. But i imagine they tried to sell exploding humans too.
Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
I second this.
I think OP should be banned. If you were in the states you could probably be arrested for posting this online. I hope you do.
Jesus, calm your tits. It's a joke, kapiche? I just had a dumb idea xD Someone told me that microwaves energise water particles, and humans are almost all water.
would explode i figure..
edit:
grind em up so they don't blow up in the microwave.. (or poke 'em with a fork a few times)
Wasn't there some horrorstory of an eastern dictator where they found huge microwaves they claimed were used to burn his enemies?
Well, i think the feeling probably must be similar to being burnt alive. So nothing mankind didn't do already thousands of years ago. Unfortunately.
Well, i think the feeling probably must be similar to being burnt alive. So nothing mankind didn't do already thousands of years ago. Unfortunately.
in true detective some dude did it
the child died of course
the child died of course
The Human Being will be baked like an cake
Your confused with an oven, my friend
Don't ever eat our children. They are our future. It's cool when spiders do it, just because spiders scare me.
Only a maniac and sadistic man would create a thread like this.
You know this is a joke thread right? Play along....
The Human Being will be baked like an cake
Your confused with an oven, my friend
Don't ever eat our children. They are our future. It's cool when spiders do it, just because spiders scare me.
Only a maniac and sadistic man would create a thread like this.
The Human Being will be baked like an cake
Your confused with an oven, my friend
Don't ever eat our children. They are our future. It's cool when spiders do it, just because spiders scare me.
The Human Being will be baked like an cake
Your confused with an oven, my friend
The Human Being will be baked like an cake
Yeah I gotta second everyone else, they'd just die and I don't get the joke in this dude..
*Looks at child*
*Looks at microwave*
"Hey, this kid could fit in it!"
*Looks at child*
*Looks at microwave*
"What if..."
I'm not being mean, I'm just asking what would happen.
*Looks at microwave*
"Hey, this kid could fit in it!"
*Looks at child*
*Looks at microwave*
"What if..."
I'm not being mean, I'm just asking what would happen.
Death. Radiation Burns.
Also, there would be no way of removing the person from the microwave. The atoms housed in them may become positively charged with the number of seconds you put them in the microwave times by 850 or 750, J of power. The person may also melt!
It has been done before.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2104988/Mother-accused-murdering-baby-putting-microwave-minutes-face-trial.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2104988/Mother-accused-murdering-baby-putting-microwave-minutes-face-trial.html
Here's another one - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_P._Arnold#Case. I recall an even earlier case from the late 70's or early 80's, with apologies for not conducting further research. Back then, they were referred to as Radar Ranges and slightly larger.
Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
I second this.
I think OP should be banned. If you were in the states you could probably be arrested for posting this online. I hope you do.
Oh fuck off, it's obviously a joke.
You would kill the child and then go to prison afterwards. The End.
Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
I second this.
I think OP should be banned. If you were in the states you could probably be arrested for posting this online. I hope you do.
Jesus, calm your tits. It's a joke, kapiche? I just had a dumb idea xD Someone told me that microwaves energise water particles, and humans are almost all water.
Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
I second this.
I think OP should be banned. If you were in the states you could probably be arrested for posting this online. I hope you do.
Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
I agree with you.
I think the child will die.
Anyway, what kind of thread is this??
Anyway, what kind of thread is this??
This kind of questions would be related to a certain site I won't say, and in my imagination:
1)the human being would suffer so much that his vocal cords would melt and then You would see it with an open mouth like a pig.
2)If you ask to a cannibal, they would probably tell you something like, better split pieces, so you don't waste it.
3)Why ask such a terrible question?
4)you are in a place where kids and adult melt(pun intended) together so it's mostly SFW place.
1)the human being would suffer so much that his vocal cords would melt and then You would see it with an open mouth like a pig.
2)If you ask to a cannibal, they would probably tell you something like, better split pieces, so you don't waste it.
3)Why ask such a terrible question?
4)you are in a place where kids and adult melt(pun intended) together so it's mostly SFW place.
Nothing good would come of it. A child, even an infant, is much too large for effective microwave cooking. Microwave radiation only penetrates a few centimetres, so the interior will remain completely raw even as the skin is burnt to a crisp. To cook evenly, a child needs to be slow-roasted, which can't be done with a microwave. Sorry, but good food takes time.
Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
Where's the fun in that, buddy?
Why asked some dump question? You are having fun microwaving other human being?
You're scaring me. Please politely log out of the website now please.
Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
Where's the fun in that, buddy?
Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
*Looks at child*
*Looks at microwave*
"Hey, this kid could fit in it!"
*Looks at child*
*Looks at microwave*
"What if..."
I'm not being mean, I'm just asking what would happen.
*Looks at microwave*
"Hey, this kid could fit in it!"
*Looks at child*
*Looks at microwave*
"What if..."
I'm not being mean, I'm just asking what would happen.
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