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Topic: What's your weirdest childhood belief? (Read 2121 times)

legendary
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October 23, 2014, 12:59:11 AM
#43
Some sort of demon lurks at the bottom of the stairwell
You have 10 seconds to get to the top
Time accumulates every time you do it in less than 10 seconds
So after doing it for a long time you get a long time to actually do it in case your slower than 10 seconds for whatever reason  Grin

Usually in my nightmares if something is chasing me I can't move very fast.  I go in slow motion but the bad guy goes regular speed.   Embarrassed

Had a similar dream once but it was more less escaping from some gunman and hiding in an apartment block
Not really a weird childhood belief but did get me thinking where the ideal hiding spot was.

It was where I always hid when I was a kid
The paper recycle bin underneath the paper ^_^
One of those things no one would ever look for
Opens bin sees paper closes bin (lives)
Vod
legendary
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Licking my boob since 1970
October 23, 2014, 12:55:38 AM
#42
Some sort of demon lurks at the bottom of the stairwell
You have 10 seconds to get to the top
Time accumulates every time you do it in less than 10 seconds
So after doing it for a long time you get a long time to actually do it in case your slower than 10 seconds for whatever reason  Grin

Usually in my nightmares if something is chasing me I can't move very fast.  I go in slow motion but the bad guy goes regular speed.   Embarrassed
legendary
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Learning the troll avoidance button :)
October 23, 2014, 12:54:30 AM
#41
Some sort of demon lurks at the bottom of the stairwell
You have 10 seconds to get to the top
Time accumulates every time you do it in less than 10 seconds
So after doing it for a long time you get a long time to actually do it in case your slower than 10 seconds for whatever reason  Grin
legendary
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October 23, 2014, 12:17:41 AM
#40
If Armstrong was the first man on the moon, then who took the photo of him getting off the lander?  Huh
Not who, what. The photo was taken by a video camera on a stick, which was dangling off the side of the lander. But I guess this astounding level of technology is too much for most people to comprehend. Roll Eyes

legendary
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October 22, 2014, 11:32:19 PM
#39
If Armstrong was the first man on the moon, then who took the photo of him getting off the lander?  Huh
Not who, what. The photo was taken by a video camera on a stick, which was dangling off the side of the lander. But I guess this astounding level of technology is too much for most people to comprehend. Roll Eyes
Vod
legendary
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Licking my boob since 1970
October 22, 2014, 03:19:05 AM
#38
That eating to many potatoes made you stupid

I guess you ate too many?   Wink
legendary
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October 22, 2014, 03:16:28 AM
#37
My belief was everyone is kind...
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October 22, 2014, 01:21:20 AM
#36
That eating to many potatoes made you stupid

Seems logical
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October 22, 2014, 01:20:12 AM
#35
Being an adult would be so much better than being a child


Story of all of us.
sr. member
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October 21, 2014, 11:33:26 PM
#34
mmmmm

cant remember
legendary
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Merit: 1038
October 21, 2014, 11:02:18 PM
#33
My weirdest childhood belief was that oil was made from decayed plants and animals.

That man went to the moon! Cheesy
FTFY

I could see the moon photos were fake from the picture books they gave us in school. The teacher couldn't answer why one of the cross-hairs was behind the rover. I had ET and Star Wars picture books at home and I knew it was movie magic.

This reminds me I can remember the teacher running off crying after he got the news he wasn't chosen for the Challenger mission, all the other teachers made such a big deal about it that day.

Then the next day I was chosen to be the first student in any school anywhere to use the Commodore 64 in their new test of computers in the classroom. I drew a broomstick and witch and hit the wrong key or something and they couldn't get it to work again. They blamed me and I wasn't allowed to touch them again.

This was my first experience with computers and the space age.

If Armstrong was the first man on the moon, then who took the photo of him getting off the lander?  Huh

I've honestly asked this very question hundreds of times since I went to school in the 70's.

Can't remember how old I was back then maybe grade three or four, it was in the early eighties in-between John Lennon getting shot (probably faked) and the Challenger "accident".

If they did land a man on the Moon back in '69 he certainly wasn't the first.





String from the set board protruding from the soil, just one of hundreds of examples. It's time to admit there's a massive scam going on here.
sr. member
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October 21, 2014, 10:24:55 PM
#32
I used to believe Bitcoin would go to the moon.

It's already at moon if we compare price of 4 years ago...
b!z
legendary
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October 21, 2014, 10:20:21 PM
#31
I used to believe Bitcoin would go to the moon.
legendary
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October 21, 2014, 09:49:59 PM
#30
I once believed that smoking cigarettes are bad for your growth. I never smoked, and my smoking friends are high as towers now and I am small Sad
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October 21, 2014, 09:47:51 PM
#29
That loves last forever.
vip
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October 21, 2014, 09:37:04 PM
#28
My weirdest childhood belief was that oil was made from decayed plants and animals.

That man went to the moon! Cheesy
FTFY

I could see the moon photos were fake from the picture books they gave us in school. The teacher couldn't answer why one of the cross-hairs was behind the rover. I had ET and Star Wars picture books at home and I knew it was movie magic.

This reminds me I can remember the teacher running off crying after he got the new he wasn't chosen for the Challenger mission, all the other teachers made such a big deal about it that day.

Then the next day I was chosen to be the first student in any school anywhere to use the Commodore 64 in their new test of computers in the classroom. I drew a broomstick and witch and hit the wrong key or something and they couldn't get it to work again. They blamed me and I wasn't allowed to touch them again.

This was my first experience with computers and the space age.

If Armstrong was the first man on the moon, then who took the photo of him getting off the lander?  Huh

I've honestly asked this very question hundreds of times since I went to school in the 70's.
member
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October 21, 2014, 10:57:20 AM
#27
That eating to many potatoes made you stupid
newbie
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October 21, 2014, 10:24:18 AM
#26
when i was a child i always that man can have superpowers.   Shocked Shocked Shocked
newbie
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October 21, 2014, 10:11:48 AM
#25
as a child i thought the past was in black and white.

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October 21, 2014, 10:08:10 AM
#24
Being an adult would be so much better than being a child
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October 21, 2014, 09:37:27 AM
#23
If Armstrong was the first man on the moon, then who took the photo of him getting off the lander?  Huh

What picture?  This one?



There is no picture of the first time Armstrong stepped off the lander, because there was no one there to take the picture.

Any pictures you see were taken at a different time other than his first step on the moon.

Yep, might of just been somebody else waiting for his pose.
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October 21, 2014, 05:34:52 AM
#22
That the boogieman is real.
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
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Licking my boob since 1970
October 21, 2014, 05:14:31 AM
#21
If Armstrong was the first man on the moon, then who took the photo of him getting off the lander?  Huh

What picture?  This one?



There is no picture of the first time Armstrong stepped off the lander, because there was no one there to take the picture.

Any pictures you see were taken at a different time other than his first step on the moon.
sr. member
Activity: 350
Merit: 250
October 21, 2014, 04:31:05 AM
#20
My weirdest childhood belief was that oil was made from decayed plants and animals.

That man went to the moon! Cheesy
FTFY

I could see the moon photos were fake from the picture books they gave us in school. The teacher couldn't answer why one of the cross-hairs was behind the rover. I had ET and Star Wars picture books at home and I knew it was movie magic.

This reminds me I can remember the teacher running off crying after he got the new he wasn't chosen for the Challenger mission, all the other teachers made such a big deal about it that day.

Then the next day I was chosen to be the first student in any school anywhere to use the Commodore 64 in their new test of computers in the classroom. I drew a broomstick and witch and hit the wrong key or something and they couldn't get it to work again. They blamed me and I wasn't allowed to touch them again.

This was my first experience with computers and the space age.

If Armstrong was the first man on the moon, then who took the photo of him getting off the lander?  Huh
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
October 21, 2014, 12:51:28 AM
#19
I was brainwashed to believe that an imaginary (christian) god first created man.  Then, as an afterthought, it created woman.

The equal rights movement confused the hell out of me.  How could a gender created as a play thing for man be given equal rights?
legendary
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Merit: 1038
October 21, 2014, 12:11:50 AM
#18
My weirdest childhood belief was that oil was made from decayed plants and animals.

That man went to the moon! Cheesy
FTFY

I could see the moon photos were fake from the picture books they gave us in school. The teacher couldn't answer why one of the cross-hairs was behind the rover. I had ET and Star Wars picture books at home and I knew it was movie magic.

This reminds me I can remember the teacher running off crying after he got the new he wasn't chosen for the Challenger mission, all the other teachers made such a big deal about it that day.

Then the next day I was chosen to be the first student in any school anywhere to use the Commodore 64 in their new test of computers in the classroom. I drew a broomstick and witch and hit the wrong key or something and they couldn't get it to work again. They blamed me and I wasn't allowed to touch them again.

This was my first experience with computers and the space age.
vip
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Merit: 1145
October 20, 2014, 10:38:04 PM
#17
i always thought my urine was poison, then I saw people drinking it  Tongue

When I was four, I used to believe that nobody went to parties to have other people drink their urine. Thanks to your post, I can now rid myself of that 50-year-old nonsense.
sr. member
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Infleum
October 20, 2014, 10:21:32 PM
#16
At Christmas Eve I used to wait for Santa, but always fell asleep after 2 or 3 hours and never managed to see him with the presents Cheesy
I also believed that a child comes out of the woman's butthole  Roll Eyes
sr. member
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October 20, 2014, 10:09:37 PM
#15
the man wen to the moon! Cheesy
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October 20, 2014, 04:46:22 PM
#14
i always thought my urine was poison, then I saw people drinking it  Tongue
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October 20, 2014, 04:44:50 PM
#13
When I was 7th grade, I used to collect mysterious, dry, rounded, small bean sized black soils. They were littered on the way home from school. Thinking they are some lucky balls fallen from sky or UFO, I was actively looking for them after school. One day, my grandma found my collections in my secret place, and questioned me "why are you collecting goat's droppings?" She threw them away and I felt like so dumbass.  Cry
legendary
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October 20, 2014, 04:33:08 PM
#12
I thought human beings had an extra stomach for dessert, of course when I got older I realised that was a load of bullshit and it was just the fact that I was eating ice cream and stuff it was just melting and easier to digest Sad lol

It's not BS. This is actually true.
Yesterday, I just filled up my 'extra' stomach to shove up extra scoop of ice cream and a piece of delicious pie.

lol Tongue
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October 20, 2014, 04:30:42 PM
#11
I used to think there were actual little people inside the TV who running and talking and doing everything.
+1

And I was terrified people killing other people wondering where are dead bodies?
And it was wonder to me some people grow so fast.
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October 20, 2014, 04:28:31 PM
#10
I thought human beings had an extra stomach for dessert, of course when I got older I realised that was a load of bullshit and it was just the fact that I was eating ice cream and stuff it was just melting and easier to digest Sad lol

It's not BS. This is actually true.
Yesterday, I just filled up my 'extra' stomach to shove up extra scoop of ice cream and a piece of delicious pie.
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October 20, 2014, 04:23:52 PM
#9
I thought if you swallowed the seeds of any fruit you would grow a tree inside you.
+1
sr. member
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October 20, 2014, 04:16:18 PM
#8
Planting a seagull's feather in the ground and saying to the teacher who asked what I was doing: It'll grow into a seagull and fly away..
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October 20, 2014, 02:47:34 PM
#7
when i was a child, my mother told me to spend meal (eating rice), because if not, the rice not be spend will tears Cheesy and i believe that lol(when i was a child :p)
legendary
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October 20, 2014, 01:53:18 PM
#6
I used to think there were actual little people inside the TV who running and talking and doing everything.
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October 20, 2014, 12:38:14 PM
#5
I thought if you swallowed the seeds of any fruit you would grow a tree inside you.

 Cheesy  I always tried this. Always failed sadly. Cheesy
legendary
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October 20, 2014, 12:30:27 PM
#4
I thought human beings had an extra stomach for dessert, of course when I got older I realised that was a load of bullshit and it was just the fact that I was eating ice cream and stuff it was just melting and easier to digest Sad lol
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October 20, 2014, 12:22:49 PM
#3
That if you jump in new year's eve you will grow taller  Grin
legendary
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In holiday we trust
October 20, 2014, 12:04:16 PM
#2
I thought if you swallowed the seeds of any fruit you would grow a tree inside you.
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October 20, 2014, 10:48:34 AM
#1
I always thought that Mona Lisa was jesus(I'm not christian)
And
that urine was flammable,

Yeah, pretty weird, what's yours?
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