You strike me as one hell of a guy Phinn.
Something about your post made me think about doing the following: Getting a dog leash, and pretending to be Josh's poodle.
Wouldn't that be hilarious, somebody walking up to Josh from behind and handing him the leash, then somebody snapping a pic of the look on his face when he sees me at the other end?
Come to think of it, I was planning on wearing a black tie or bow (think Jeffrey Tucker) affixed to an orange dress shirt, but a dog collar (since my real name is Bruno--see the connection?) and leash would work out just fine.
Since I can't don the tutu like a kilt (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ouuPyYVDw), a pair of white long underwear with a pair of swimming trunks over them underneath the pink tutu should suffice. Pink socks and a pair of slippers would balance out the get-up, don't you think? Almost forgot: I'll need to wear that same straw hat I wore in Atlanta. It still has the price tag on it.
TMI
BTCITW
