I saw a video of a bald-headed guy today declaring that there's a hundred thousand gazillion bitcoins, an infinite number. Maybe I should have paid attention that day in class when my teacher taught such a thing instead of working on my history homework, incorrectly assuming he was covering a chapter I read three months prior.
Quick aside, related to above. One night, at around 11PM, my mother asked why I was still doing my homework. I told her it wasn't homework and that I was several chapters ahead. She immediately sent me to bed, but unbeknown to her, I was still doing equations in my head up to falling asleep. Damn, I miss school!
Luckily, there weren't any classes on how to become TMIBTCITW, otherwise I would have had competition.