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Topic: Who says banks are totally useless! (Read 1520 times)

legendary
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September 30, 2014, 12:44:28 PM
#22
Banks are worse than useless. They are dangerous. The bankers manipulated their way into government, and then they lied to the people through the government the people trusted in. The result is that the bankers are raking it in, and it is the labor of the people. "Require" yours back from the banks. It's worth about a $billion, yours personally.

Smiley
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September 30, 2014, 02:29:49 AM
#21
Good strategy and a joke too  Cheesy
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September 28, 2014, 05:28:57 PM
#20
LOL its funny but actually a very old joke i use to get these kind of texts when is was doing my college !!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Somebody should make a site with this theme. Golddiggerfail.com! lol
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March 18, 2014, 03:24:14 PM
#19
LOL its funny but actually a very old joke i use to get these kind of texts when is was doing my college !!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
sr. member
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February 28, 2014, 09:46:36 AM
#18
lol. Daddy knows what he is doing. usedgirl used seller and owner.
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February 28, 2014, 09:28:16 AM
#17
Funny story! But it won't work in reality  Grin

its works when you will old try it .. but before old you need earn good money!
no money no honey Tongue
Well, you can always pretend you have money, like the guy in the story did.

Exactly. Appearances can be deceiving. How do you think conmen work?
Deception and disguise. And psychological manipulation.

Yeah, it was a rhetorical question though haha.
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February 28, 2014, 09:13:11 AM
#16
Funny story! But it won't work in reality  Grin

its works when you will old try it .. but before old you need earn good money!
no money no honey Tongue
Well, you can always pretend you have money, like the guy in the story did.

Exactly. Appearances can be deceiving. How do you think conmen work?
Deception and disguise. And psychological manipulation.
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February 28, 2014, 09:07:25 AM
#15
Funny story! But it won't work in reality  Grin

its works when you will old try it .. but before old you need earn good money!
no money no honey Tongue
Well, you can always pretend you have money, like the guy in the story did.

Exactly. Appearances can be deceiving. How do you think conmen work?
global moderator
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February 28, 2014, 08:50:00 AM
#14
Funny story! But it won't work in reality  Grin

its works when you will old try it .. but before old you need earn good money!
no money no honey Tongue
Well, you can always pretend you have money, like the guy in the story did.
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February 28, 2014, 08:17:28 AM
#13
Funny story! But it won't work in reality  Grin

Would it not? If you rented out a Lamborghini and a million dollar pad for the weekend you'll appear as millionaire to a lot of people even though you'd only need to spend a few thousand to achieve that look. I can see how gold digggers would fall for that, so why not this?
newbie
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February 28, 2014, 05:30:50 AM
#12
Moral of the story: always lie to your date about your financial situation to have a good time Smiley
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February 27, 2014, 05:04:54 PM
#11
Funny story! But it won't work in reality  Grin
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February 27, 2014, 04:58:03 PM
#10
Cheesy really good tactics

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legendary
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Merit: 1199
February 27, 2014, 04:57:23 PM
#9
wow

that's a nice strategy right there!

unless if they would check the check (lol Cheesy) right away in reality and making you look like a poor bastard in front of the girl you're trying to impress with your fake money Cheesy

Banks are closed on Friday evening until Monday Wink

So they cant check the check Smiley

but they're working the day you come, how long can it take to check a cheque? Cheesy

Ohh Smiley it is worthless searching a hole Wink

It is just a nice story about how possibly bank can help you Smiley

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February 27, 2014, 04:51:06 PM
#8
wow

that's a nice strategy right there!

unless if they would check the check (lol Cheesy) right away in reality and making you look like a poor bastard in front of the girl you're trying to impress with your fake money Cheesy

Banks are closed on Friday evening until Monday Wink

So they cant check the check Smiley

but they're working the day you come, how long can it take to check a cheque? Cheesy
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February 27, 2014, 04:47:40 PM
#7
wow

that's a nice strategy right there!

unless if they would check the check (lol Cheesy) right away in reality and making you look like a poor bastard in front of the girl you're trying to impress with your fake money Cheesy

Banks are closed on Friday evening until Monday Wink

So they cant check the check Smiley
sr. member
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February 27, 2014, 03:58:57 PM
#6
Cheesy really good tactics
full member
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February 27, 2014, 03:56:30 PM
#5
wow

that's a nice strategy right there!

unless if they would check the check (lol Cheesy) right away in reality and making you look like a poor bastard in front of the girl you're trying to impress with your fake money Cheesy
legendary
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dafar consulting
February 27, 2014, 02:03:41 PM
#4
+1


Fucking gold digging slut deserved it
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February 27, 2014, 01:09:03 PM
#3
nice story ..! if it is true Tongue
 

I doubt it, it's just a joke, but I think there's a nice moral there too  Cheesy.
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1199
February 27, 2014, 12:57:40 PM
#2
nice story ..! if it is true Tongue
 

Well very nice indeed :-)

Now old man must watch his back as the man who gave him a ring might want money back :-)
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February 27, 2014, 12:42:28 PM
#1
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