Silly, silly boys throwing nonsense at a lady when she is "indisposed, with the curse of womanhood". Damn, just throw her some raw meat, chocolate and flowers through the bars of the cage and back away slowly, what are you thinking? It was dumb-ass thinking like this that gave rise to the Lifetime Channel, and entire network devoted to movies about women who murder the men in their lives! It's seven days guys, you can flip her all kinds of shit then, but for now, stay safe, stay off the radar.
Dick move, if ever I saw one. 
Topic: Who wants to give me chinese food? (Read 1193 times)
I would give you some chocolate but my wife would kill me 
Silly, silly boys throwing nonsense at a lady when she is "indisposed, with the curse of womanhood". Damn, just throw her some raw meat, chocolate and flowers through the bars of the cage and back away slowly, what are you thinking? It was dumb-ass thinking like this that gave rise to the Lifetime Channel, and entire network devoted to movies about women who murder the men in their lives! It's seven days guys, you can flip her all kinds of shit then, but for now, stay safe, stay off the radar.
You make her sound like a Men's True Hater.
Silly, silly boys throwing nonsense at a lady when she is "indisposed, with the curse of womanhood". Damn, just throw her some raw meat, chocolate and flowers through the bars of the cage and back away slowly, what are you thinking? It was dumb-ass thinking like this that gave rise to the Lifetime Channel, and entire network devoted to movies about women who murder the men in their lives! It's seven days guys, you can flip her all kinds of shit then, but for now, stay safe, stay off the radar.
Die in a fire <3
Here's your Chinese food:
OOPS NO! That's MY Chinese food... sorry for that
OOPS NO! That's MY Chinese food... sorry for that
Tell me you ordered that just for this thread.
I hope your duck vaginas taste good.
I also hope your vagina tastes good.
FAKE EDIT: That didn't sound as good as I thought it would...
Here's your Chinese food:
OOPS NO! That's MY Chinese food... sorry for that
OOPS NO! That's MY Chinese food... sorry for that
Tell me you ordered that just for this thread.
You're so damn right I ordered that just for this thread!
And they're fucking delicious my duck vaginas! yum.
Here's your Chinese food:
OOPS NO! That's MY Chinese food... sorry for that
OOPS NO! That's MY Chinese food... sorry for that
Tell me you ordered that just for this thread.
I hope your duck vaginas taste good.
Here's your Chinese food:
OOPS NO! That's MY Chinese food... sorry for that
OOPS NO! That's MY Chinese food... sorry for that
Tell me you ordered that just for this thread.
Here's your Chinese food:
http://s15.postimage.org/pwtwsk3t5/DSCF6306.jpg
OOPS NO! That's MY Chinese food... sorry for that
http://s15.postimage.org/pwtwsk3t5/DSCF6306.jpg
OOPS NO! That's MY Chinese food... sorry for that
Omg so funneh
Here's your Chinese food:
OOPS NO! That's MY Chinese food... sorry for that
OOPS NO! That's MY Chinese food... sorry for that
I'm on my period, I want some fucking chinese food. Ribs, House fried rice, and dumplings please.
Hold on! Not so fast! Slow it down for a minute there, please...
Do you mean to tell us you're actually female and the avatar you use is potentially a real picture of yourself?
No, I'm fucking lying. YES ITS ME.
I'm on my period, I want some fucking chinese food. Ribs, House fried rice, and dumplings please.
Hold on! Not so fast! Slow it down for a minute there, please...
Do you mean to tell us you're actually female and the avatar you use is potentially a real picture of yourself?
I'm on my period, I want some fucking chinese food. Ribs, House fried rice, and dumplings please.
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