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Topic: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8. (Read 1596 times)

legendary
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Because your anus looked like the sun. 
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Don't try to look tough Dollface
Hahaha epic work my good man  Cheesy
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FIAT LIBERTAS RVAT CAELVM
Mars is more like a giant anus than a pussy

Mars:


Venus:


Uranus:


Sun:


You decide which one is more like a giant anus.  Wink
member
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Don't try to look tough Dollface
Checking in to make sure Psytoshi didn't move any of my posts in this thread over to my giant pussy thread.

Mars is more like a giant anus than a pussy
legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
Checking in to make sure Psytoshi didn't move any of my posts in this thread over to my giant pussy thread.
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In Gord We Trust
I came to this thread only because I saw that the OP was you. Grin

This pretty much.
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Don't try to look tough Dollface
Seriously, why would you even want to read a thread entitled such?

I have an idea? Why don't we use our collective mind power and wish for Zhou Tong to return to this forum? And if that works, we could then do the same to have Mt Gox release the Bitcoinica funds that they're holding hostage.

Now, about my uncle...

Well, you did make it sound like you were disappointed. He must have been really great... I'm sorry for your loss.  Cry
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FIAT LIBERTAS RVAT CAELVM
I came to this thread only because I saw that the OP was you. Grin
This. Same as the "pussy" thread. I knew it would be funny.

So, you think my uncle quit funny sex with me at 8 is funny, eh. Has it even occurred to you the drama I've had to contend with my entire life wondering why the hell he quit?  Cry
You got too old. Simple as that, I'd wager.

Wager lost, for my younger brothers still...  Grin
Well, there you go. You just weren't as pretty. Don't you worry, though. I'm sure you'll find a "sugar-uncle."
legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
I came to this thread only because I saw that the OP was you. Grin
This. Same as the "pussy" thread. I knew it would be funny.

So, you think my uncle quit funny sex with me at 8 is funny, eh. Has it even occurred to you the drama I've had to contend with my entire life wondering why the hell he quit?  Cry
You got too old. Simple as that, I'd wager.

Wager lost, for my younger brothers still...  Grin
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
FIAT LIBERTAS RVAT CAELVM
I came to this thread only because I saw that the OP was you. Grin
This. Same as the "pussy" thread. I knew it would be funny.

So, you think my uncle quit funny sex with me at 8 is funny, eh. Has it even occurred to you the drama I've had to contend with my entire life wondering why the hell he quit?  Cry
You got too old. Simple as that, I'd wager.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
I came to this thread only because I saw that the OP was you. Grin
This. Same as the "pussy" thread. I knew it would be funny.

So, you think my uncle quit funny sex with me at 8 is funny, eh. Has it even occurred to you the drama I've had to contend with my entire life wondering why the hell he quit?  Cry
hero member
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FIAT LIBERTAS RVAT CAELVM
I came to this thread only because I saw that the OP was you. Grin
This. Same as the "pussy" thread. I knew it would be funny.
legendary
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English <-> Portuguese translations
I came to this thread only because I saw that the OP was you. Grin
legendary
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Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
I want pirate to return in a blaze of glory announcing a new project yielding 8% per week and all the forum going "Welcome back, pirate, we missed you." "Good to see you back" "Our son is now 8 months old, pirate, when will you come visit your son?".

You know, just like the zhou tong thread.

Hell, Sonny Vleisides could come back and provide us with two more posts, giving us updates on how Indy's doing. His cousin's kid should be a walkin' 'n a talkin' by 'bout now.

And stay on topic! This thread is about my uncle having sex with me.
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I want pirate to return in a blaze of glory announcing a new project yielding 8% per week and all the forum going "Welcome back, pirate, we missed you." "Good to see you back" "Our son is now 8 months old, pirate, when will you come visit your son?".

You know, just like the zhou tong thread.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
Seriously, why would you even want to read a thread entitled such?

I have an idea? Why don't we use our collective mind power and wish for Zhou Tong to return to this forum? And if that works, we could then do the same to have Mt Gox release the Bitcoinica funds that they're holding hostage.

Now, about my uncle...
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