Since early times the standard advice regarding passwords was to not write them down or rather to atleast avoid writing it down.
Sometimes, the “standard advice” is wrong. Specifically,
most of the “standard advice regarding passwords” is just flat-out bad advice. Comically bad advice!
The people who command as religious dogmata that you must never write down a password under any circumstance, and the same people who design password policies which password crackers laugh at.
Consider:
- For most people in most circumstances, it is wise to have a non-electronic, non-computer-dependent backup of your life’s savings. Yes, such a backup requires a computer to restore. However, the backup itself cannot go obsolete (have a 5.25" floppy drive handy?), and is not susceptible to the oft unforeseen degradation of many computer media (e.g., many CD-Rs can degrade to be unreadable within a few years; flash memory devices can forget things after a few years locked in a vault without being plugged in).
- A paper “backup” can also have other interesting use cases, such as writing your wallet seed into a sealed Last Will and Testament with a brief explanation of its value, and pointers to recovery instructions. Have you even thought about what will happen to your Bitcoin after you die? The easiest way to reliably handle this is to record recovery information in a non-electronic Very Important Document which, at least, will not be accidentally deleted or discarded by a potentially computer-illiterate executor. — Note: I myself would much prefer to divvy up trust with an SSS scheme. Working on it. The biggest problem with such things is that recovery software must be readily available, and preferably conformant to a widely acknowledged standard.
- For much different use cases, a backup of pseudorandom words can be much easier to reliably conceal than any electronic backup. I don’t want to go into details. Suffice it must to say, spies have been hiding and clandestinely transporting/communicating small bits of information (including pseudorandom code words) ever since espionage existed; and in adverse circumstances, I’d rather devise some means of hiding 12 random words than make some likely futile attempt to hide a micro-SD card.
Others have already addressed many of your other statements. I’ll leave it at that for now.
This is VERY common sense.
No, it’s not. It does seem to be a VERY common fallacy.
Whenever I heard people talking about how they "wrote their seed in paper and put them in a vault" I laugh. How does that protect you against real life thieves? people in the internet era often forget that real life criminals exist too, and they will try to steal your money.
How does placing valuables in a vault protect against real-life thieves? Tough question! I must pause, scratch my head, and think about that one.
“People in the Internet era often forget” that real-life people have been guarding against real-life criminals ever since human beings first came to exist.
As bitcoin becomes more mainstream, thieves will train themselves to identify how a potential seed looks like. Whenever they see a bunch of incoherent words in a paper they will realize that's an Electrum seed most likely, and then you are fucked, because you either tell them or they may torture you or some other sick stuff.
Or if they suspect you have a large amount of money locked away inside your head, then they will perform rubberhose cryptanalysis,
viz., “torture you or some other sick stuff” (such as kidnapping your children). Note: None of these issues is specific to Bitcoin.
Honestly, anything that isn't memorizing your password is a risk. And sure, keeping things in your head is a risk too, since you can forget about them, but it sure beats someone finding your seed. Just practice a low.
This is VERY horrid advice. And not the first time such things have been discussed, in various contexts;
e.g.:Human memory is very fallible. We often just don't remember what we don't remember so we don't often realize how bad it is. A fever, blow to the head, or other illness can easily kill single memories even of things you used frequently--
“Just practice a [lot]” is especially bad advice for a backup of a passphrase which you do not use regularly! Modulo risk of head trauama, illness, etc., I think that I have a good chance to remember a long passphrase which I actively use. But smart though I am, I
know that I may as well throw my coins away as rely on my memory of a long passphrase used as a long-term backup. (
N.b. that for the purposes hereof, the passphrase must be used
only for the long-term backup to avoid compromising its security.)
I have lost access to encrypted stuff because I didn't pay enough attention, so I know about that risk myself... but still, I wouldn't feel safe keeping bitcoin stuff around.
Paranoia is destructive. This is paranoia. I don’t at all mean that in the clinical sense, but rather: Irrational and disproportionate fixation on the wrong measures of the wrong things (
e.g.) rather than rational threat modelling.
Consider:
- Total, irreparable loss due to forgetting your backup passphrase is itself a threat, risk of which must be accounted for in your threat model! If, for the sake of example, you have a vault suitable for storing gold bullion, bearer bonds, fiat cash, etc., and your principal threat is thieves seeking valuables, then it would be irrational to refuse to consider storing a paper backup of a Bitcoin mnemonic together with these other valuables.
- If you totally lack sufficient physical security for safekeeping of a piece of paper, then you certainly can’t protect the physical security of computers you use to actually transact in your hot wallets. Worry about “evil maid” attacks.
- If your threat model includes “torture [] or some other sick stuff”, then a thwack upside the head with a $5 wrench will be just as likely to make you forget your backup phrase as to spill it out on the spot. And vice versa.
- ...many other issues, here omitted on grounds that the $5 wrench would be hitting a dead horse.
Also, since you advocate keeping the only backup in your head, I must ask you: Do you have any plan for what will happen to your Bitcoin when you die? Even in the exceedingly rare persons graced with photographic memories, death does tend to induce forgetfulness.