Topic: Will bitcoin change the way bibles are published? (Read 668 times)
Has Satoshi Nakamoto accomplished any feats or performed miracles to be considered a God? Don't get me wrong Bitcoin is an ingenious creation itself but is it enough to inspire people to write legends about Satoshi? Has Satoshi Nakamoto affected the lives of a lot of people in the world? I know there is a Jedi church so maybe if enough fans like the idea the Bitcoin community could have a Bitcoin church or something
if... they (one world government) make it a law to implant a chip in your skin containing a digital account wallet , then we know it was in the bible all along.
Purchasing a Bible online using Bitcoin is possible nowadays but publishing will still be the same regardless if it a soft copy or hard copy of the Bible new or old testament, but i'm not sure if Satoshi have his own version of the Bible or if he has his own book making it 67 books total in the Bible.
That is impossible that bitcoin would change bible the way it is published or all the things written on it will remain the same as per bitcoin increase, decrease.
yes its impossible for now,but ist not closing any possibility in the future in digital century,its can be happen for any reason and with so many opinion and judgement. 
That is impossible that bitcoin would change bible the way it is published or all the things written on it will remain the same as per bitcoin increase, decrease.
funny your question; these days i told some Christian people of my family about bitcoin, and they told that this is satanic, since in some part of the bible says that a universal currency is a diabolic work and shit illuminat related...LOLL
Is it possible we are all underestimating this invention of Satoshi's? Could it be that he was God in the coding flesh?
I envision potential scriptures like these ...
"During the first seven days, God created the firmament above the clear blue sky. Then on the eighth day, Satoshi Nakamoto created money. And together they saw it was all good." ~ King James Bible 2134
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That would never ever happen. Like you can't change history unless you have evidence. And it would be quite rude to christians and some other religious groups.I envision potential scriptures like these ...
"During the first seven days, God created the firmament above the clear blue sky. Then on the eighth day, Satoshi Nakamoto created money. And together they saw it was all good." ~ King James Bible 2134
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Funny, but I think bitcoin was already referenced in the Bible:
“He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark in their right hand (phone) or on their foreheads (headset), and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast (bitcoin address), or the number of his name (transaction hash).” Revelation 13:16-17
Surely, I jest!
“He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark in their right hand (phone) or on their foreheads (headset), and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast (bitcoin address), or the number of his name (transaction hash).” Revelation 13:16-17
Surely, I jest! 
King James Bible 2134
Like people will still need that old book in 100 years. Honestly, I don't think bitcoins would ever be into the bible, unless some sort of a cult starts to worship Nakamoto and make their own religion and start publishing their own bible. That's not entirely impossible but that's most likely not probably either.
I don't think also, these are a "holy" symbol for catholic and others church that read bible, they will never change or "adopt" inside a historical book
Honestly, I don't think bitcoins would ever be into the bible, unless some sort of a cult starts to worship Nakamoto and make their own religion and start publishing their own bible. That's not entirely impossible but that's most likely not probably either.
I don't think they will ever incorporate Satoshi into the Modern Bible, it would be considered blasphemy.
But people can create new books and those can be added after the New Testament or just be apocrypha.
The following is a parchment that was found in a dark internet cave by a sheep herder.
The Gospel according to AgentofCoin
[1]In the beginning was the Code, and the Code was "trustless", and "trustless" was with the Code.
[2]And as foretold by the prophets, a lamb would be born before the abomination of desolation,
[3]the one whose experiment will light up the whole world, and they will call him Satoshi Nakamoto,
[4]and he shall call them hope, for his future lies within them.
[5]Now Satoshi walked with men in those days, and after, when the protocol was formed and enacted,
[6]and he spoke with his followers and answered every question they asked, for he loved them so.
[7]And when Satoshi knew that his time was short, he turned to his flock and said "WikiLeaks has
kicked the hornet's nest, and the swarm is headed towards us.". [8]But many of his followers did not
understand this prophecy and said amongst themselves "What does he speak of? This teaching is too
hard.", and then he was gone, for the Code took him.
[9]Now the snake was the most guile in the whole garden and gave his power to the Govs and bankers.
[10]And when they saw what was enacted, they said to one another "Come! Let us go down and troll their
forums, make FUD, and lie to the news outlets, because nothing they do now will be impossible for them.".
[11]And they did descend, with a sickle they split the tribes, and there was much hatred and gnashing of teeth.
[12]And when the world saw this, it laughed and shouted "Bitcoin has fallen, has fallen, is Dead, is Dead.".
[13]But this was another lie from that ancient serpent, the one who leads them to perdition.
[14]And then I saw a beacon shinning on a distant hill, and the trumpets blew and the air smelled of roses,
[15]and I saw that which has not yet come, but is, yet has always been, and I raised my trembling hand
to block this brightness, [16]and as I looked through my fingers I could see that ...
**[This page is ripped at the bottom and there seems to be other pages missing]**
But people can create new books and those can be added after the New Testament or just be apocrypha.
The following is a parchment that was found in a dark internet cave by a sheep herder.
The Gospel according to AgentofCoin
[1]In the beginning was the Code, and the Code was "trustless", and "trustless" was with the Code.
[2]And as foretold by the prophets, a lamb would be born before the abomination of desolation,
[3]the one whose experiment will light up the whole world, and they will call him Satoshi Nakamoto,
[4]and he shall call them hope, for his future lies within them.
[5]Now Satoshi walked with men in those days, and after, when the protocol was formed and enacted,
[6]and he spoke with his followers and answered every question they asked, for he loved them so.
[7]And when Satoshi knew that his time was short, he turned to his flock and said "WikiLeaks has
kicked the hornet's nest, and the swarm is headed towards us.". [8]But many of his followers did not
understand this prophecy and said amongst themselves "What does he speak of? This teaching is too
hard.", and then he was gone, for the Code took him.
[9]Now the snake was the most guile in the whole garden and gave his power to the Govs and bankers.
[10]And when they saw what was enacted, they said to one another "Come! Let us go down and troll their
forums, make FUD, and lie to the news outlets, because nothing they do now will be impossible for them.".
[11]And they did descend, with a sickle they split the tribes, and there was much hatred and gnashing of teeth.
[12]And when the world saw this, it laughed and shouted "Bitcoin has fallen, has fallen, is Dead, is Dead.".
[13]But this was another lie from that ancient serpent, the one who leads them to perdition.
[14]And then I saw a beacon shinning on a distant hill, and the trumpets blew and the air smelled of roses,
[15]and I saw that which has not yet come, but is, yet has always been, and I raised my trembling hand
to block this brightness, [16]and as I looked through my fingers I could see that ...
**[This page is ripped at the bottom and there seems to be other pages missing]**
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