Each hotel room will have a vacuum tube system for transporting small drug doses (one dose per user per night). they can choose what substance they want, be it Crack Cocaine or Valium. but it's FREE (all paid for with our BTCitcoins). all they have to pay for is the hotel room.
Here's the kicker! There will be cops everywhere in our building. So you must remain in your room, and not have the drug on possession at ANY time (and must hide it from the maids that enter daily, because they're cops too!!).
The goal of this project is to eventually get people off hardcore narcotics. So they don't have to keep coming back and spending money at our hotel/casino(maybe).
PLOT TWIST.
All of the people in these rooms are actually DEAD! The man at the front desk is Satan and the bellhop is really just a goat with big eyebrows. What you thought was cops were just aliens monitoring from another dimension.
Another Twinkie fatty???