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Topic: Women Who Call Out God's Name During Intercourse Should Be Jailed (Read 1984 times)

sdp
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Here's one:  The Jehova's Witness church members will tell you his name is not 'God' anyway, it is Jehova.  Other names are Yaweh and Abba.  If you say these names, maybe someone can listen, and if you don't have anything to ask or share, it is rather annoying.  It's like phoning someone and hanging up without saying hello.  It makes sense not to say the name just because.

I am no god but Ladies, please don't say my name out loud when having sex with your boyfriends.

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Hahahahahahahahaha

This is the best thread I have seen in a while..
All of a sudden doors gets kicked in.
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Men say it too or are men allowed to??? A sin us a sin, which human has the right to measure a sin and it's consequence?
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I thought that the pastors would be happy that people think of god at least some time.  Grin
But seriously, does anybody pay attention to what such fringe elements say?


besides, who'd be monitoring and filtering their sex talks anyway? What'd be the guy like? He's fucking horny, he's getting some tonight and the girl moans 'God'. What would he do? Go spiritual on her and get her ass to jail or take it to the bed and have a good time? Besides, this old man is a fucking twat. I don't think so he gets any, anyway.

Yeah you need to read all postings in advance. I put here so you can read it
You might have posted this as a joke, but similar incidents are likely to occur for real in the future. As exposed by Edward Snowden, the United States spy on almost all of its citizens, and many of the foreign nationals. Given the amount of American surveillance, I won't be surprised if the home department puts spycams or CCTVs in couples's bedrooms and other private places.



So Miracal, like bryan.coleman said, maybe we can't believe that, but we don't know what is really happened and what the secret agents do on society everytime. Maybe they are monitoring you now and checking your browsing history. They will do anything in case of terrorism preventing.
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I thought that the pastors would be happy that people think of god at least some time.  Grin
But seriously, does anybody pay attention to what such fringe elements say?


besides, who'd be monitoring and filtering their sex talks anyway? What'd be the guy like? He's fucking horny, he's getting some tonight and the girl moans 'God'. What would he do? Go spiritual on her and get her ass to jail or take it to the bed and have a good time? Besides, this old man is a fucking twat. I don't think so he gets any, anyway.
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I'm sure that no women in his life would have been effected by this rule, so he doesn't care too much!

What did anybody expect to say to him anyway? Give this man a hand. He's drowning in god-screaming religious pussies.
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I'm sure that no women in his life would have been effected by this rule, so he doesn't care too much!
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I don´t know; if you listen to regular people conversing chances are pretty good that you´ll hear oh, my god every second sentence or so. Not sure what this Hagee fruitcake would like to do about all those folks.
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Yeah I think it does not matter to atheists, and I am really curious what the atheist women shout when in intercourse. Actually, I never expected that there was a dumb news like this, maybe he hope get many attention with his words.

Atheist women will be shouting the name of Carl Marx or Célestin Bouglé. Sometimes they cross the limit and shout the names of Josef Stalin, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, Vladimir Lenin, Xuan Thuy.etc.

That said, I am quite curious to know the opinion from Hagee, on what sort of punishment should be given to the men, who shout the name of Jesus during intercourse.

It sounds you have ever done that with atheist women Grin  I'm not sure an atheist would shout the names of the figures, since they never get anything useful from Stalin, Lenin, Marx, etc.

I think the punishment will be given by church, like do social activities or cleaning the church. The jail punishment is too unreasonable to people that did that.
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Yeah I think it does not matter to atheists, and I am really curious what the atheist women shout when in intercourse. Actually, I never expected that there was a dumb news like this, maybe he hope get many attention with his words.

Atheist women will be shouting the name of Carl Marx or Célestin Bouglé. Sometimes they cross the limit and shout the names of Josef Stalin, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, Vladimir Lenin, Xuan Thuy.etc.

That said, I am quite curious to know the opinion from Hagee, on what sort of punishment should be given to the men, who shout the name of Jesus during intercourse.
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This is sooo goofy. Extremely few people use God's name. The Jews don't because they know it is a sin. The nations don't, because they don't know it. Almost everyone else doesn't, because they just don't.

Lots of people use the word "God." This isn't God's name. God tells us what His name is in the Old Testament. Very few people know it or use it. When those who know it use it, they extremely seldomly use it carelessly, in the way that religious leaders would call using it in vain.

No woman inadvertently calls out the name of God during intercourse. Some women might say "God," but they don't call out the name of God.

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That's a good point. How do we know what God's name is being called out if she only says God? Perhaps her God likes to hear that? The pastor may have a case if she is yelling out "Oh YHVH, yeah!"

Since Allah is only the word "God" in Arabic, does Islam have a name for their God? If they do, what is it? Do any women call it out when they have sex? Would it be a sin if they did?

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I'm in the clear at least. My orgasms customarily begin with a couple of hail Satans and round off with a salute to L Ron Hubbard.

count yourself lucky, most women I've slept with end with a sigh and a whispered "Is that it?"
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Yeah I think it does not matter to atheists, and I am really curious what the atheist women shout when in intercourse. Actually, I never expected that there was a dumb news like this, maybe he hope get many attention with his words.
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This is probably the stupidest thing I've read all week, and I've read insane things like Lemonade stands becoming illegal, but this beats that.
Empty mind is the devil's workshop they say, so, I think this guy should really have better things to think about.
I've read a few comments made by this 75-year old gentlemen that really surprise me, and as it turns out most of them revolve around the "sinful" act of intercourse.
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The revolution will be monetized!
This is sooo goofy. Extremely few people use God's name. The Jews don't because they know it is a sin. The nations don't, because they don't know it. Almost everyone else doesn't, because they just don't.

Lots of people use the word "God." This isn't God's name. God tells us what His name is in the Old Testament. Very few people know it or use it. When those who know it use it, they extremely seldomly use it carelessly, in the way that religious leaders would call using it in vain.

No woman inadvertently calls out the name of God during intercourse. Some women might say "God," but they don't call out the name of God.

Smiley
That's a good point. How do we know what God's name is being called out if she only says God? Perhaps her God likes to hear that? The pastor may have a case if she is yelling out "Oh YHVH, yeah!"
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This is sooo goofy. Extremely few people use God's name. The Jews don't because they know it is a sin. The nations don't, because they don't know it. Almost everyone else doesn't, because they just don't.

Lots of people use the word "God." This isn't God's name. God tells us what His name is in the Old Testament. Very few people know it or use it. When those who know it use it, they extremely seldomly use it carelessly, in the way that religious leaders would call using it in vain.

No woman inadvertently calls out the name of God during intercourse. Some women might say "God," but they don't call out the name of God.

Smiley
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Does anybody call out "bitcoin"?   Huh

Hookers only in my experience.
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Does anybody call out "bitcoin"?   Huh
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I thought that the pastors would be happy that people think of god at least some time.  Grin
But seriously, does anybody pay attention to what such fringe elements say?

Yes, actually they do.
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It´s a racket. If morons send this guy money (and probably vote for political nutcases of the same ilk) well good for them  all - I guess. All I can really say is enjoy.
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I thought that the pastors would be happy that people think of god at least some time.  Grin
But seriously, does anybody pay attention to what such fringe elements say?
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I'm in the clear at least. My orgasms customarily begin with a couple of hail Satans and round off with a salute to L Ron Hubbard.
You beat me to it - indeed it does seem that to be with the Godly as viewed from the Hagee world view, one should run fully to the other extreme.  However, please understand the Reverend Hagee's proclamation only applies to women.

They should invoke the worst demons of the depths of hell while pleasuring themselves and others, or so it would seem.  The more virtuous and saintly, the more this must be.  Let no curse or cuss word be untouched by the good woman in the throes of passion.

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john hagee is an apostate who worships jews and denies that jesus is the messiah but he is probably correct in this, not taking the lords name in vain is a commandment

Bolded above is in error, plus Hagee's advocacy of using the legal system to meet out punishment for theological offences is certainly more Islamic than Jewish.
all his christians united for israel does is praise jews as "chosen people" when the bible is very clear that they are not, here is a 1 minute clip of hagee saying jesus isn't the messiah and the jews did nothing wrong in rejecting him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ktH3eknsak
You put me in a difficult position - I can correct the error you have made and seem to be defending Hagee?

LOL...let's be in agreement he's a total nutcase.  Let's agree to discuss more in depth things that are actually worth distinguishing the finer points of. 
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I seriously doubt Hagee has ever driven any woman to orgasm, only thing he has probably ever heard during sexual intercourse is "No! Stop! No!!!"

He probably uses Little John after church in private one on one sessions to 'drive out the demons'.
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I seriously doubt Hagee has ever driven any woman to orgasm, only thing he has probably ever heard during sexual intercourse is "No! Stop! No!!!"
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Well.. at least for John Hagee, this is the no.1 issue being faced by the United States right now. You should remember that John Hagee is the same person, whom Rabbi Eric Yoffie criticized as an extremist, for his rabid hatred for Muslims and Catholics. And John Hagee is the same person who described Adolph Hitler as the spiritual leader of the Roman Catholic church.

Such miserable fools sometimes have to say/do something really stupid just for staying in the spotlight, and keep getting donations, I guess.
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Oh I see pastor, How bout your god fucks off and we do whatever the we want.
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Well this proofs one thing not only muslims have extreme idiots in their ranks ....

As long as the religion stay away from business, idiots and extremists such as John Hagee will not exist. But right now, many of the religions have turned in to business cartels (examples are Wahhabi / Salafist Islam, Catholic Church in Asia and Africa, Evangelical Christian sects all over the world, extreme forms of Judaism.etc).
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Well this proofs one thing not only muslims have extreme idiots in their ranks ....
I think every believe has its own extremists, even the non believers do
And i like to add, yes we have bitcoin extremists on both sides as well
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I'm in the clear at least. My orgasms customarily begin with a couple of hail Satans and round off with a salute to L Ron Hubbard.
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Good. Everything is fine all across the world and some foul-mouthed woman are our biggest problems in these days Smiley. This guy have too much spare time, I guess.

Well.. at least for John Hagee, this is the no.1 issue being faced by the United States right now. You should remember that John Hagee is the same person, whom Rabbi Eric Yoffie criticized as an extremist, for his rabid hatred for Muslims and Catholics. And John Hagee is the same person who described Adolph Hitler as the spiritual leader of the Roman Catholic church.
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john hagee is an apostate who worships jews and denies that jesus is the messiah but he is probably correct in this, not taking the lords name in vain is a commandment

Bolded above is in error, plus Hagee's advocacy of using the legal system to meet out punishment for theological offences is certainly more Islamic than Jewish.
all his christians united for israel does is praise jews as "chosen people" when the bible is very clear that they are not, here is a 1 minute clip of hagee saying jesus isn't the messiah and the jews did nothing wrong in rejecting him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ktH3eknsak
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Good. Everything is fine all across the world and some foul-mouthed woman are our biggest problems in these days Smiley. This guy have too much spare time, I guess.
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john hagee is an apostate who worships jews and denies that jesus is the messiah but he is probably correct in this, not taking the lords name in vain is a commandment

Bolded above is in error, plus Hagee's advocacy of using the legal system to meet out punishment for theological offences is certainly more Islamic than Jewish.

True, but maybe the guy is confused with all these religions. He´s hindered by elderliness, fatuity, imbecility and decrepitude among other things, in my estimation.
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john hagee is an apostate who worships jews and denies that jesus is the messiah but he is probably correct in this, not taking the lords name in vain is a commandment

Bolded above is in error, plus Hagee's advocacy of using the legal system to meet out punishment for theological offences is certainly more Islamic than Jewish.
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This is... weird. I mean, to put aside all the relligious stuff, who for the love of God will report them, sue them, jail them, and then explain it to them? What, the SWAT team is going to burst through the window while she is having intercourse?

You might have posted this as a joke, but similar incidents are likely to occur for real in the future. As exposed by Edward Snowden, the United States spy on almost all of its citizens, and many of the foreign nationals. Given the amount of American surveillance, I won't be surprised if the home department puts spycams or CCTVs in couples's bedrooms and other private places.

Sadly, this is very true. Who even knows with the cameras in computers and phones if we've brought them into our homes and lives willingly and unknowingly. I remember this old man I met 20-some years ago that talked of what then sounded like so much craziness but has all become a reality, now - he mentioned that in the not-so-distant future a new type of television would be made and it would become mandatory for everyone to use them if they wanted tv in their home - the catch - the tv's all contained cameras which placed the govt's watchful eye in everyone's home. When the switch to the new digital tvs came-out and the govt issued vouchers for the analog boxes, this was the first thing I thought of.
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This is... weird. I mean, to put aside all the relligious stuff, who for the love of God will report them, sue them, jail them, and then explain it to them? What, the SWAT team is going to burst through the window while she is having intercourse?

You might have posted this as a joke, but similar incidents are likely to occur for real in the future. As exposed by Edward Snowden, the United States spy on almost all of its citizens, and many of the foreign nationals. Given the amount of American surveillance, I won't be surprised if the home department puts spycams or CCTVs in couples's bedrooms and other private places.
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King Kook John Hagee is back to babbling and spreading his insanity - the latest, he says women who say "God's" name during sexual intercourse should be jailed:

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“Saying the Lord’s name in vain might seem petite and insignificant compared to some of the things that are going on in the world right now, even in churches all across America,” Hagee elaborated. “But, that’s precisely the problem. If the shepherds of a faith start doing wrong, what is the flock supposed to do? Follow in their footsteps? I don’t think so. The flock needs to get its bearings and start thinking for itself.”

The pastor reprimanded: “But, nowadays you have people committing sin everywhere you look, including Houses of God, which are the holiest of places.”

Asked how the situation could be bettered, Hagee replied: “Well, we’d have to start with ourselves, as with everything in life. If you’re asking about my personal opinion, there is no greater sin in terms of wrongly using God’s name than women who use it during sex. That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail. That would be a fine example of God’s wrath aimed at what is, in my opinion, a terrible misuse of our Maker’s good name.”



Full article here:

http://www.newslo.com/gods-name-during-intercourse/




This is... weird. I mean, to put aside all the relligious stuff, who for the love of God will report them, sue them, jail them, and then explain it to them? What, the SWAT team is going to burst through the window while she is having intercourse?
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john hagee is an apostate who worships jews and denies that jesus is the messiah but he is probably correct in this, not taking the lords name in vain is a commandment
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That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail. That would be a fine example of God’s wrath aimed at what is, in my opinion, a terrible misuse of our Maker’s good name.”

Some one should tell this moron that the sex was made by so called "God" himself, if he didn't wanted us to fuck he wouldn't have given us the organs for it and we would have been Asexual Animals instead and then we would fuck ourselves.

I think it's nice to remember the creator when you're using the stuff he created, it's sort of like appreciation of him that we're thankful that you made this for us. And women should be rewarded not jailed for doing it. (Oh my god, it feels so good..)
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I find it odd that this old man is thinking about sex all the time. In the past few months I have heard multiple comments from him such as this one, which deals with sex. 75-years old, and thinking about sex all the time. Seems to be the typical American evangelical missionary.  Grin Recently another one got arrested in Brazil, for something similar.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2547740/Ex-Christian-missionary-jailed-58-years-sexually-abused-indigenous-girls-child-porn-setting-church-Amazon.html
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The flock needs to get its bearings and start thinking for itself.

Couldn't agree more with that part. And it also means they would run out of sheep and money. Good for everyone.

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there is no greater sin in terms of wrongly using God’s name than women who use it during sex.

Using its name when committing genocide isn't worst? Using it to rob others? Using it when lying? No. Saying it during sex is the real problem.

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I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail. That would be a fine example of God’s wrath

Funny that his god's wrath needs him to do that. Can't his god do that by itself?
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What if they're atheist? If this does become reality, that would basically force everyone to believe god?
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King Kook John Hagee is back to babbling and spreading his insanity - the latest, he says women who say "God's" name during sexual intercourse should be jailed:

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“Saying the Lord’s name in vain might seem petite and insignificant compared to some of the things that are going on in the world right now, even in churches all across America,” Hagee elaborated. “But, that’s precisely the problem. If the shepherds of a faith start doing wrong, what is the flock supposed to do? Follow in their footsteps? I don’t think so. The flock needs to get its bearings and start thinking for itself.”

The pastor reprimanded: “But, nowadays you have people committing sin everywhere you look, including Houses of God, which are the holiest of places.”

Asked how the situation could be bettered, Hagee replied: “Well, we’d have to start with ourselves, as with everything in life. If you’re asking about my personal opinion, there is no greater sin in terms of wrongly using God’s name than women who use it during sex. That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail. That would be a fine example of God’s wrath aimed at what is, in my opinion, a terrible misuse of our Maker’s good name.”



Full article here:

http://www.newslo.com/gods-name-during-intercourse/


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