Fair enough. But if you don't have time to even be familiar with your options, are you sure you'll have time to sell things online?
1) I expect whomever I work with to be familiar with the options out there. While I have the chops to code, I'm not on the ground coding on a daily basis. I'm hiring someone else to help me because I recognize that I'm not the best person for the job. Henceforth, I am attempting to hiring someone familiar enough with the options and the methods to help me make those calls. If I had time, I'd just write it myself.
2) I really don't see the connection between not having time to code and not having time to sell something online. You don't have any visibility into what it is I'm planning other than the broad strokes of what I want the project to include, so I'm not sure why this is even a question.
3) Are you offering your services as a coder, or are you just griefing me?
I'm trying my best not to come off like an ass here, I'm just looking to hire a coder and figured there might be one or two hanging around here that were interested in earning some BTC.
Sorry, but I can't tell the difference between "not well thought out" and "details intentionally omitted" without asking. Unfortunately 95% of what I see posted around here is in the former category. As a rule I try to avoid "not well thought out" projects; if you've ever written code for someone else, you will certainly realize why.
And yes, as a coder I'm very picky as to what projects I'll take on.
I assure you, it's fairly well thought out (or at least as well thought out as it can be having spent a week of evenings investigating product and fulfillment and making sure once it's theoretically in place I don't lose my shirt), and if the project turns out to be a rabbit hole, well, I'm assuming the risk by commissioning it.
The one aspect I didn't fully investigate (and figured I'd be safe putting in a developer from the community's hands) is the shopping cart side of it. Shopping carts are fairly common on the internet, to say the least, and there are several options I've passingly seen for BTC centric sites.
I can see why you may perceive it as an ill-thought out plan, but from my perspective, I figured it'd just be more expedient to outsource my research and development than to do it myself.