Topic: [WTS] 2014 Macbook pro 13.3 (Read 1164 times)

Triggered.

You're a senior member here but what does that really mean, a lot in some regards but in the grand scheme of things not a whole lot.

If my life was dependent on this forum in any way for income I would re-evaluate it immediately; you're like those things that suck shit off the side of a fish tank.

Dice Dice, Dice Dice

Look at the level of hate, you're not only vicious but uneducated which is a terrible combination.

I have said I'm open to Escrow, just at the originally quoted price; so you either can't pay attention or are willfully ignorant in either case I can't transact with you on any level.

This item is obviously sold in this time anyway, but for future listings on any item the same rules will obviously apply; in your case we'll never transact though

Let me see if anyone on the forums accepts BTC as a form of bail-bond payment; your development is under arrest

Well, if you had used excrow this would have been sold and in my hands by now. Instead you're being a shady fuck sitting behind your laptop eating a Big Mac that you paid for first in a drive through. Congrats. Anyways... If you want to use escrow PM me otherwise scam some dumbass kid on some other forum. Sketchy 'business man'. Did they teach you your 'business math' at 'business school'? Because what you tried to explain (But did a piss-poor job at it) was accounting... You dumb sketchy Big Mac eating 'legitimate business man' newbie (sorry I mean Jr. Member. ROFL!)

Sure bud.

Thank you.

Do you get the food first at a drive-thru or do you hand over your money and then get the food

Alright I'll do $300 with no escrow. Let me know when I should PM you my address and once I get the laptop, see if it's stolen and test it / scan it I'll send you the bitcoins.

PM me ASAP! This is a limited time deal!

I mean christ, you mean I need to move 2,000$ worth of shit for a 20-bag of marijuana for example?

Fuck what a raw deal, that's terrible honestly but I guess some people are doing well

People only care about results, honestly.

People will be good as long as they are given the proper respect of receiving what they agreed to receive.

It's not so complicated, regardless of how much I speak

Legit, it's for sure legal.

It's a used product, It's obviously not carded or whatever.

Anyway my posts are not professional because I'm not on teleprompter; and anyway at least people know where I stand on a personal level so already I'm stepping forward with a huge degree of openness.

If I'm spoken to like a whore, I'm probably going to treat the speaker like one and put cigarettes out on their face; tone is everything

I can respect if people find me abrasive and don't want to transact with me, that's totally fine

Edit: And anyway, I never said I don't accept Escrow; just that I'll offer a huge price reduction to people who don't make me fuck with it.

That rubs people the wrong way; I have people in the thread saying "Why don't you accept Escrow!" when every post I make is me saying "I actually do."

Come on, most people have an attention span longer than 15 seconds

I think what rubs people the wrong way is that I'm totally disregarding peoples rank on the forum and not going through proper channels but that's life, people will backdoor you all the time and that's what my Escrow slashed offer is.

Because once people find I'm actually good for what I say, which will eventually happen; I won't need to bother with Escrowers

I have people taking it personally and saying "I revoke my offer of Escrow OP doesn't want it!" which is akin to a rally cry when a people feel threatened in their security.

It's the strangest thing, I didn't come here to study human psychology but understanding it I should have understood that would happen anyway.

I mean come on, let's try to keep things in perspective here.

Who knows, maybe I'll become an Escrower myself in time; but probably not because that's a lot of fucking work for 1%

Even if this is legal and not a scam. Most people probably wouldn't want to deal with you because of how unprofessional your posts are.

It doesn't matter what you are selling or what your price is. You need to sound professional. Making an ad with profanity and insults will never sell.

Actually I'll toss you 0.05 to help with that gambling problem that you probably still haven't gotten over.

No wonder your money can't work for you; you're too busy throwing it all over the place and saving tips to throw into a black hole

Obviously I can't be too generous seeing as you're a fiend

Edit: I'm being humorous, don't be so serious and antsy

What's your BTC address; I'll toss you some money for a therapist

Obviously you do if your defending it so much

Honestly It's only here because I forgot I even had it in stock.

I clearly don't care about it a whole lot

There we go, you just needed a little help to show your true nature.

If you were a businessman you'd know for some people 100 / 10 x 65 = 650$

Time is money; seriously

100$ is clearly not worth the same amount to you as it is to me lol

So ironically because you just said that; now I for sure know you're a loser

This is why I'm open in how I speak; I don't depend on this in any way for money it's just 4 fun

Wow, you would wait 2-3 days for an extra 200$?

I'll do 150$ worth of blow in like 5 hours

Okay here goes:

Being aggressive is fine; calling people losers and ignorant pigs is called being an asshole. I don't even like Macintosh products and I was certainly not interested in purchasing anything form someone as low ranked as you. A business man? You're a joke at best. All your doing is trying to sell a laptop and really not even that; because if you were a businessman you would have the sense to know that 250 more dollars is worth an extra 2-5 days of wait with an escrow. Have a nice night bud. Goodluck trying to find someone to buy your "laptop" because anyone with common sense will see that you are a fraud.

Ok, we're both done humoring each-other now right?

You are clearly not interested; so any other takers?

I don't feel personally attacked; but I'm not going to take a defensive posture because I understand how people are.

I am just talking, yes I am aggressive but do you really want to transact with some loser who is not?

I'm not a weak person by any means; I'm a businessman and if you're familiar with the type you can certainly understand and respect my approach

From the East Coast, US.

We can always do it through PayPal too if you want; eBay or Amazon lol

Edit: 500$ for the Escrow version is still a good fucking deal, by the way.........

It's STILL hooked up, just not at the non-escrow level.

Either way you'll get the same product lol

Edit 2: Although for you I'll need to lower the listing price on those sites.

But ok, isn't it all about compromise

I'll pay for the fastest shipping money can buy. Don't worry about it. Get it to me overnight man. Where are you shipping from?

No one is attacking you personally calm down; this trade is just risky and with a too good to be true discount so were other users about this sale, not you as a seller.

I'm more concerned about waiting for my money, not so much about the fee.

It's really not that hard to understand; but you can have it at the originally quoted price with Escrow absolutely

Well I went ahead and read the gist of it.

Sure I'll do $300 in BTC with escrow. Which one would you like to use? Obviously you're concerned about the price of an escrow so don't worry, I'll pay the 1% fee.

May I also ask, where did you steal get this from?

Or if we're talking no escrow I'll offer.... A fart in the mouth and my left baby toenail.

Disclaimer: Farts are very hard to ship. You may end up with just a lingering smell.

Thanks in advance!


Couldn't have said it better myself.

No you're just trying to paint me as untrustworthy while at the same time elevating your own trust.

Look at the forums you're on, look where you are.

People are really not that stupid here, honestly.

You're a hero member so you should especially know that, unless you bought the account or something lol

Warning: Trade with extreme caution!

You're going to say that to me while rocking a thing on your avatar like that?

I wouldn't sell to you period, even with Escrow because on the basis of seeing that red text you can't be trusted to me

People can use it, but in that case I want the originally quoted price.

It's really not as explosive a thing as the two morons who have been in this thread have been saying.

Use it or not; I don't care a whole lot..

I think Escrow will be better because people hardly trust this days

People can still use Escrow if they want.

Why are you unable to understand such a simple thing

Sorry guise. I was looking for the social games thread. I guess I was confused. Sorry again.

Whatever; anyone who's reading this I reccomend you steer clear and always use escrow, this deal is obviously too good to be true and will most likely make you end up losing 300$. Not worth it.

Offering a discount is fine for not using escrow; but from 750$ too 300$? Are you insane? That is like bait on a hook for people to get scammed.

If you say so, but if someone is smart enough to take that deal you're going to look like an ignorant pig in hindsight

Look how passionate you are; even in your own way you don't want to miss out

This guy is trying to sell a Mac laptop; and if you don't use escrow he'll lower the price 140%... from 750$ to 300$... Don't care too much about the post history considering he is a Jr. Member, a deal like that is obviously too good to be true and offering a special discount so large for not using the security of escrow is very evident of a scam in the works.

I don't know; if you're going to talk about yourself you should make a thread to do that in.

This is about an entirely different thing; realistically we both know why you're here and social games have no place in business

Are you not reading?

It's only going to be that cheap if I don't have to deal with Escrow.

I'm open to Escrow

PSA: If I ever try to sell some shit without escrow, or build up my reputation by selling some shit to myself, or anything, I've almost certainly been hacked. For reference I've posted my PGP signature on the Wall Observer. It's the longest thread in the history of Bitcointalk, so it may take some digging...

What were we talking about again?

A 140% drop simply for not using escrow seems incredibly fishy....

That's correct.

It's actually a legit deal, like everything I post

I think guys the OP is legit, I checked his all past posts and seems that he had (Not sure if he still has) the same macbook pro, https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.12858587 and since the OP is accepting escrow I think people should not be worried (if we are talking for the same macbook). OP can you confirm that this is the macbook that you are going to sell?

This is a blatant scam; no pics of proof incredibly low price and decreases the price even more for not using secure escrow; DO NOT BUY!

This might be a potential scam with the "$300 without escrow"

Lately alot of accounts have been getting hacked on Bitcointalk and people were getting ripped off.

So for anyone interested "ALWAYS USE ESCROW"!!!

OP should post a photo with username.

Because I literally don't care in regards to this thing, and when other people see that I'm offering straight products I won't be encumbered by Escrow.

With Escrow it will cost the full price though, I'll reduce the price by not a whole lot if people want to involve another person w/ Escrow.

I accept Escrow, but since I don't depend on this for my living I will punish peoples desire to use it with higher prices.

This is listed elsewhere for 800$, so whatever sells first is good for me

Even the Escrow price for BTC is cheaper than you would pay for real

Why such a cheap price? It's selling for way more than that elsewhere...

Of course if a person doesn't want to insist on jamming up my money and won't use Escrow I'll go low to 300$

It's true you could get fucked (not really), but if you don't how hooked up of a deal is that

It's non-retina, uses Matte display
500GB HDD
i5
16 GB storage

I'll accept 0.94 BTC for it.

Who knows how long it will be around; I have this for sale on other platforms but at a higher price (750) as well so let me know.

We all know it will sell for 750 either way no matter what; so I'd appreciate if my time wasn't wasted with haggling