Your trolling attempt is a fail for a few reasons:
Oh hi, we're talking again? I guess I can't be failing that much.
1. You may be, but I'm not too stupid to do preliminary research to make sure I'm paying a fair price for any item.
Maybe, but...
2. I checked eBay to see what a fair price for 1/2oz would be
You claim that your shit has super fancy notes in there. How can you compare with ebay?
3. I added a premium because my shreds include confiscated, high-denomination, old, and pieces from a variety of mints.
Also, how do you know that there is super fancy shit in there, and also, why would it matter? As for your claims of confiscated dye pack stained notes, if you're talking about the pink on the strip in the second photo, that's a cashier's stamp. Aren't you supposed to be vaguely competent when it comes to numismatics?
And also because I am selling this for bitcoins by the 1/2oz. If you really want 5 pounds of this stuff for $45 (don't think the US Treasury site accepts Bitcoins) (plus shipping which the Treasury Department loves to tack on), then congratulations, you found a better deal.
So, you're charging a 18x premium for accepting bitcoins?
4. I mentioned in the body of the original post that the guy buys his shreds from a variety of mints...did I say you have to have any kind of "clearance" or anything to do so?
My ACSO is relevant how?
And here's proof that you just like to play troll:
Well no shit, Sherlock. Still doesn't change the fact that your latest hilarious scheme deserved my attention.
Please describe one way in which I have wronged you, ripped you off, or otherwise done something malicious to you? Anyone else who has personal experience with me, feel free to speak up. There's a reason that I've been here for a while and people still trust me to do deals all the time. So, nice try, but please leave my post alone.
Any person who is/was interested in buying this from me is just as capable at doing a Google search as you are (believe it or not), and I have obviously not tried to hide any information from anyone, so really your post was 100% redundant.
I'm not accusing you of wanting to scam people, simply highlighting your idiocy. The unlicensed prescription drugs, the retarded 99.9% pure silver smelting, this shit, all the rest, you're hilarious, and I'd wager that the other people in this thread are laughing as well.