Topic: [WTS] Extremely Secure GPG keys (Read 3358 times)
Guys, for 0.05 BTC, I'll give you a patch to GPG to increase the key size limit to whatever you desire, and/or a binary.
Hello!
For the price of 0.00005 bitcoins per bit (OBO), I will construct GPG keys of arbitrary length.
That's right! I can construct GPG keys far stronger than 4096 bits -- I can create keys up to 32,768 bits in length.
WOW your friends! AMAZE your boss!
Keys are guaranteed to be secure -- I have no interest in your stuff, really, and I don't know who you are anyway. Chat soon!
For the price of 0.00005 bitcoins per bit (OBO), I will construct GPG keys of arbitrary length.
That's right! I can construct GPG keys far stronger than 4096 bits -- I can create keys up to 32,768 bits in length.
WOW your friends! AMAZE your boss!
Keys are guaranteed to be secure -- I have no interest in your stuff, really, and I don't know who you are anyway. Chat soon!
Quoting this because it's pretty much a five line summary of usagi.
Quoting this because it's pretty much a one line summary of MPOE-PR.
My thumbs up button on posts is missing.
Hello!
For the price of 0.00005 bitcoins per bit (OBO), I will construct GPG keys of arbitrary length.
That's right! I can construct GPG keys far stronger than 4096 bits -- I can create keys up to 32,768 bits in length.
WOW your friends! AMAZE your boss!
Keys are guaranteed to be secure -- I have no interest in your stuff, really, and I don't know who you are anyway. Chat soon!
For the price of 0.00005 bitcoins per bit (OBO), I will construct GPG keys of arbitrary length.
That's right! I can construct GPG keys far stronger than 4096 bits -- I can create keys up to 32,768 bits in length.
WOW your friends! AMAZE your boss!
Keys are guaranteed to be secure -- I have no interest in your stuff, really, and I don't know who you are anyway. Chat soon!
Quoting this because it's pretty much a five line summary of usagi.
Quoting this because it's pretty much a one line summary of MPOE-PR.
I'll pay you .02 BTC just to get me a GPG key...I've given up on trying to get my Mac Terminal to decrypt the test message or whatever the process was...
Not sure if real interest or if satire...
Hello!
For the price of 0.00005 bitcoins per bit (OBO), I will construct GPG keys of arbitrary length.
That's right! I can construct GPG keys far stronger than 4096 bits -- I can create keys up to 32,768 bits in length.
WOW your friends! AMAZE your boss!
Keys are guaranteed to be secure -- I have no interest in your stuff, really, and I don't know who you are anyway. Chat soon!
For the price of 0.00005 bitcoins per bit (OBO), I will construct GPG keys of arbitrary length.
That's right! I can construct GPG keys far stronger than 4096 bits -- I can create keys up to 32,768 bits in length.
WOW your friends! AMAZE your boss!
Keys are guaranteed to be secure -- I have no interest in your stuff, really, and I don't know who you are anyway. Chat soon!
Quoting this because it's pretty much a five line summary of usagi.
Keys are guaranteed to be secure -- I have no interest in your stuff, really, and I don't know who you are anyway. Chat soon!
I'm selling 'guaranteed secure*' bitcoin addresses too. Wanna trade wares?
*Fine print: Goods sold are not refundable and neither shall damages arising from the use of the product being sold be reimbursed.
On a more serious side, I think you'll do better selling/coaching the method used to obtain the keys and how to do it safely.
Hello!
For the price of 0.00005 bitcoins per bit (OBO), I will construct GPG keys of arbitrary length.
That's right! I can construct GPG keys far stronger than 4096 bits -- I can create keys up to 32,768 bits in length.
WOW your friends! AMAZE your boss!
Keys are guaranteed to be secure -- I have no interest in your stuff, really, and I don't know who you are anyway. Chat soon!
For the price of 0.00005 bitcoins per bit (OBO), I will construct GPG keys of arbitrary length.
That's right! I can construct GPG keys far stronger than 4096 bits -- I can create keys up to 32,768 bits in length.
WOW your friends! AMAZE your boss!
Keys are guaranteed to be secure -- I have no interest in your stuff, really, and I don't know who you are anyway. Chat soon!
Seems legit.
I'll pay you .02 BTC just to get me a GPG key...I've given up on trying to get my Mac Terminal to decrypt the test message or whatever the process was...
I make my keys with quantum computers.
1.6384 BTC for a 32,768 bit number. that's quite a mark-up.
Hey guys, for only 0.01 BTC each, I'll generate extremely secure passwords for you! Example:
s0ycOXECqedCEpObInZPVTGB6XVEgjxE3fk85944L9KjKvth0IghndkzLroy
These passwords take 2 novemvigintillion years (or 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years) to crack.
For security purposes, I'll need a list of the websites that you use these passwords on, so if you lose them, I can send them to you again without the confusion of remembering which passwords go to which sites.
s0ycOXECqedCEpObInZPVTGB6XVEgjxE3fk85944L9KjKvth0IghndkzLroy
These passwords take 2 novemvigintillion years (or 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years) to crack.
For security purposes, I'll need a list of the websites that you use these passwords on, so if you lose them, I can send them to you again without the confusion of remembering which passwords go to which sites.
Usagi, how may I contact you? Would you be interested in being our security consultant for a new innovative Bitcoin exchange?
I think it is quite unlikely that 4096 bit keys will become insecure any time soon. Probably quantum computers running Shor's algorithm will be available before that happens, and then also your 32,000 bit keys won't help you. (I think that when we can reliably build 4096 qubits it won't be a far strech to have 32,000 qubits.)
In any case how would anyone think a key generated by some third party will be more secure than generating them oneself, no matter how large the keys are?
In any case how would anyone think a key generated by some third party will be more secure than generating them oneself, no matter how large the keys are?
Is this a joke? Secure? Right...
Hello!
For the price of 0.00005 bitcoins per bit (OBO), I will construct GPG keys of arbitrary length.
That's right! I can construct GPG keys far stronger than 4096 bits -- I can create keys up to 32,768 bits in length.
WOW your friends! AMAZE your boss!
Keys are guaranteed to be secure -- I have no interest in your stuff, really, and I don't know who you are anyway. Chat soon!
For the price of 0.00005 bitcoins per bit (OBO), I will construct GPG keys of arbitrary length.
That's right! I can construct GPG keys far stronger than 4096 bits -- I can create keys up to 32,768 bits in length.
WOW your friends! AMAZE your boss!
Keys are guaranteed to be secure -- I have no interest in your stuff, really, and I don't know who you are anyway. Chat soon!
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