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Topic: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) (Read 2770 times)

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The king and the pawn go in the same box @ endgame
February 17, 2012, 10:12:19 PM
#25

Buy the dog and you can take your own.  Just walk him near a college campus.

FULL OF WIN!
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February 17, 2012, 09:53:06 PM
#24

Buy the dog and you can take your own.  Just walk him near a college campus.
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Away on an extended break
February 17, 2012, 09:50:17 PM
#22
How much for the woman?



See how it applies now?  Wink
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February 17, 2012, 09:50:06 PM
#21
legendary
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legendary
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February 17, 2012, 09:47:40 PM
#19
sad thread.....

...or not.

Make an offer, the little dude needs a good home!

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The king and the pawn go in the same box @ endgame
February 17, 2012, 09:20:09 PM
#18
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February 17, 2012, 09:16:17 PM
#17
sad thread.....
legendary
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February 17, 2012, 09:12:08 PM
#16
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The king and the pawn go in the same box @ endgame
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February 17, 2012, 06:43:04 PM
#14
How much for the woman?
legendary
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February 17, 2012, 06:30:18 PM
#13
Bump for Oreo.

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February 09, 2012, 01:41:49 PM
#12
Thats funny, Im selling my neighbours stupid dog..

Except my neighbour dosent know it yet....
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February 09, 2012, 05:27:29 AM
#11
"Maltipoo puppies can easily reach between $500-$1000 apiece" apiece what is this? guns or something?
legendary
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February 09, 2012, 03:31:08 AM
#10

I'm pretty sure that my roommate would rather meet the buyer face to face to ensure that Oreo will have good owners and a good home.
legendary
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February 09, 2012, 03:29:55 AM
#9
$700 for a glorified mutt!? Dog breeders are the scum of the earth. There are already limitless numbers of dogs in need of rescue without a bunch of trailer trash making more of them. My purebred australian cattle dog was saved from a puppy mill and I got her from the rescue group for the grand total of....seventy dollars for her vaccinations and spaying.

/end derail rant

How many un-neutered male dogs do you think would say no to an opportunity to get laid?  I'm pretty sure universal ethics don't really care about Randy's opinion on how many dogs should be allowed on Planet Earth.

And yes, $700.  It's 10x the cost of your dog because Oreo is 10x cooler than your dog.


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February 08, 2012, 07:25:21 PM
#8
$700 for a glorified mutt!? Dog breeders are the scum of the earth. There are already limitless numbers of dogs in need of rescue without a bunch of trailer trash making more of them. My purebred australian cattle dog was saved from a puppy mill and I got her from the rescue group for the grand total of....seventy dollars for her vaccinations and spaying.

/end derail rant
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February 08, 2012, 07:13:55 PM
#6
This is an offer for local pickup in the Chicago area only (obviously, shipping is certainly out of the question).  
Sadly, I live in Nebraska, and hes a little out of range.

Why local pickup only? You could have it shipped, seriously:
http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/ship/packaging/guidelines/animals.html

Someone should start this type of service for Bitcoins.
Do see the bottom quote.



Prohibited Live Animals

Live Animals that are prohibited from being shipped and are not accepted for transportation include, but are not limited to:

Any poisonous, venomous or threatening animal
Any Threatened or Endangered species
Arachnids (All):  Examples: mites, scorpions, spiders, ticks
Birds (All)
Crocodiles (All): Examples:  alligators, caimans, gavials
Mammals (All)
Obnoxious Insects: Examples:  flies, locusts, mosquitoes, roaches, termites, weevils
Snakes (All):  venomous and non-venomous
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February 08, 2012, 07:07:28 PM
#5
This is an offer for local pickup in the Chicago area only (obviously, shipping is certainly out of the question).  
Sadly, I live in Nebraska, and hes a little out of range.

Why local pickup only? You could have it shipped, seriously:
http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/ship/packaging/guidelines/animals.html

Someone should start this type of service for Bitcoins.
legendary
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February 08, 2012, 06:33:54 PM
#4
Awesome sales pitch! Sadly, I live in Nebraska, and hes a little out of range. My parents have a Schnoodle (Schnauzer poodle) that would have a blast with Oreo

Thanks!  It's too bad Smiley  He's an awesome little guy.

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February 08, 2012, 06:28:05 PM
#3
how do they taste?
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The king and the pawn go in the same box @ endgame
February 08, 2012, 06:05:55 PM
#2
Awesome sales pitch! Sadly, I live in Nebraska, and hes a little out of range. My parents have a Schnoodle (Schnauzer poodle) that would have a blast with Oreo
legendary
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February 08, 2012, 05:03:31 PM
#1
I present to you...OREO!



Oreo is a male, 2 1/2 year-old Maltese-Poodle (Maltipoo) mix.  The dog is my roommate's, but he asked me if I would help him sell Oreo because he has too many things going on right now and he feels he cannot give his dog the time and attention he requires.  

The dog is not fixed, which is fantastic if you're looking to breed him.  Maltipoo puppies can easily reach between $500-$1000 apiece and many dog breeders earn handsome supplemental income breeding and selling Maltipoos.  If you're not looking to breed, this little guy will be your best friend (chicks love him!).

If you have any specific questions about OREO, let me know and I will find them out for you.  This is an offer for local pickup in the Chicago area only (obviously, shipping is certainly out of the question).  

Looking for $700USD in Bitcoins.  Never thought money could buy you love?  Well, in this case it can.
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