A salesman, a hardware engineer, and a software developer are riding in a car. Suddenly it accelerates out of control, the brakes don't work, and the steering wheel becomes loose. After a frightening ride up a mountain, the vehicle screeches to a stop just inches before launching itself over a cliff. All three quickly get out of the vehicle.
The salesman says, "I think we have to buy a new one."
The hardware engineer says, "I think I can fix it."
The software developer says, "Lets get back in and see if it happens again."
Topic: You know what the best part about UDP jokes is? (Read 1034 times)
Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Why?Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
Why do some members here always seem to fall for the this-is-not-a-ponzi-scheme?
Because they want to believe that 31 Oct ≠ 25 Dec.
Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Why? 
Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Congratulations, you just proved to me I spend too much time on computers.
But we have Bitcoins! asdI never said anything about stopping.
Congratulations, you just proved to me I spend too much time on computers.
But we have Bitcoins! asd
Congratulations, you just proved to me I spend too much time on computers.
EDIT: You know the thing about CSS jokes? They're often misinterpreted by Internet Explorer.
The problem with DRM jokes is that you can't share them with your friends.
EDIT: You know the thing about CSS jokes? They're often misinterpreted by Internet Explorer.
The problem with DRM jokes is that you can't share them with your friends.
Let's see who is nerd enough here.
I don't care if you get it or not.
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