Topic: Your favorite quotes (Read 1730 times)
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt.
"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master." - Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
Snitches get stiches 
An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. ~ Aldous Huxley
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. ~ Groucho Marx
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. ~ Groucho Marx
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
The road to heaven is paved with bad intentions.
[EDIT]How did I get dragged into this?[/EDIT]
Here is some information about mine. What is the meaning behind yours?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_road_to_hell_is_paved_with_good_intentions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_road_to_hell_is_paved_with_good_intentions
It means, you can only get to Heaven by first admitting to being a sinner. If you're not a sinner, there's no place for you in Heaven, as you are only kidding yourself into thinking you could be a good person without God--or so I interpret religion, I don't believe any of this
So naturally, it is the one who wishes to do the worst, vile things, who would look best while cast under a holy light.Okay fine you caught me, I was just inverting your quote
Here is some information about mine. What is the meaning behind yours?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_road_to_hell_is_paved_with_good_intentions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_road_to_hell_is_paved_with_good_intentions
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
The road to heaven is paved with bad intentions.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
“No one lights a lamp and puts it in a place where it will be hidden, or under a bowl. Instead he puts it on its stand, so that those who come in may see the light.” - Jesus Christ
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
“Man surprised me most about humanity.Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”
- Dalai Lama XIV
Thanks, a lot of people tend to forget this, especially here I guess!
"I have ways of making money that you know nothing of." --J.D. Rockefeller (not my favorite, but the most fitting for this forum 
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)+1
"A peasant must stand a long time on a hillside with his mouth open before a roast duck flies in" - Chinese proverb
"You're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history "
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB1JlHWvRxc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB1JlHWvRxc
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“Man surprised me most about humanity.Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”
- Dalai Lama XIV
“Man surprised me most about humanity.Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”
- Dalai Lama XIV
"Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it." -- Charles R. Swindoll
"I have ways of making money that you know nothing of." --J.D. Rockefeller (not my favorite, but the most fitting for this forum )
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Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.
" Randall G Leighton "
" Randall G Leighton "
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
- Epicurus [341–270 B.C.]
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
- Epicurus [341–270 B.C.]
"Climb a mountain, find a tree, carve a hole in it, whisper the secret into the hole and cover it up with mud." - From two different movies, each related. The origins are likely a Chinese proverb.
As spoken in one of the movies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubJ09At2Pnk
As spoken in one of the movies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubJ09At2Pnk
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink"
Had this one on my mind.
Had this one on my mind.
You humans love your pain, don’t you? You just love bein’ in it. You even consider it a virtue. Cry the most at a funeral, you must be the best person. You promise to never forget each other. You promise to feel the sting of loss forever. Because for y’all, “forever" is just the blink of an eye. Your lives are pathetically brief. When we say “forever," we have to mean it. So we move past our pain. We heal. We move on. Because pain, is a worthless emotion. ~Pamela Swynford De Beaufort True Blood
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. ~ Oscar Wilde
~ Oscar Wilde
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. ― Will Rogers
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.― Will Rogers
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.― Will Rogers
"I don't trust any dollar I haven't earned." -- Scrooge McDuck
+1"Three moves is equal to one fire" -Chinese Proverb
"We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology." -Carl Sagan
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." -Dr. Seuss
"I don't trust any dollar I haven't earned." -- Scrooge McDuck
Please share. This is what i got......
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Fuck me once fuck you. Fuck me twice fuck me.
Your worst enemy is yourself.
Freedom from desires leads to peace.
Two wrongs dont make a right.
You are a product of your environment.
My morals mean more to me than any money or success.
There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darkness of other people.
Life doesn't require that we be the best, only that we try our best.
Treat others the way you want to be treated.
That best portion of a man's life is his little unremembered acts of kindness and love.
You live what you learn.
The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Fuck me once fuck you. Fuck me twice fuck me.
Your worst enemy is yourself.
Freedom from desires leads to peace.
Two wrongs dont make a right.
You are a product of your environment.
My morals mean more to me than any money or success.
There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darkness of other people.
Life doesn't require that we be the best, only that we try our best.
Treat others the way you want to be treated.
That best portion of a man's life is his little unremembered acts of kindness and love.
You live what you learn.
The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous.
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