Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit - 50 BTCI've spent the past years preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse. But I've now come to the realization that I don't want to live in a world overrun with zombies, and now plan to take the coward's way out with a bullet to the head. My loss in faith is your gain.
For sale. One Zombie Apocalypse Kit. 50 BTC. Shipping and Insurance to the Continental US included. Since I want to pass this on to a true believer, I will only sell the set as a whole. I won't sell individual items, so don't ask.
The kit includes:
FoodJust enough to get you through your initial escape.1 - 3600 Calorie MadDay Food Bar. Guranteed good until at least 2015.
1 - Pouch beef jerky.
1 - 4.225 oz emergency water pouch.
MoneyYou'll need something better than worthless paper money.2 - 1 ounce .999 fine silver rounds.
1 - Dollar Face Value "junk" silver. 0.715 ounces of actual silver supplied as pre-1964 US currency. Two quarters and 10 dimes.
TimepieceThere will come a time where you'll need to detonate explosives in exactly 10 minutes.1 - Seiko 5 SNNK809 Automatic Wristwatch. This is a mechanical watch that winds itself automatically as you wear it. There's no battery to deal with, so it won't go dead when you need it most. It's also impervious to EMP attacks, if you are worried about a nuclear or alien apocalypse. (New in Box.)
Reading materialsTo pass the time and educate yourself.1 - Pocket sized copy of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States.
1 - US Army Survival Manual FM 21-76 - Chock full of practical tips for survival.
50 - Las Vegas escort service trading cards to keep you company on lonely nights.
Writing MaterialsYou'll no longer be able to rely on a laptop for important notes.1 - Fisher AG-7 Space Pen. A practically indestructable pen that will write in the most extreme conditions. (New in gift box)
2 - Fisher Pen Refills.
1 - Rite-in-the-rain waterproof 4" x 6" top-spiral bound notebook.
KnivesRequires no explaination.1 - Spyderco Endura with a FFG blade and grey scales. A good everyday pocket knife. (New in box)
1 - Cold Steel Spartan. The quintessential "That's not a knife, this is a knife!" pocket knife. Perfect for fighting off bands of roving marauders.
Video Demonstration (new in box)
1 - Byrd Duckfoot Knife Sharpener. To keep your knives in good working order. You'll also be able to barter a knife sharpening service to less prepared individuals in exchange for goods.
Tools1 - American Red Crosss emergency flashlight/radio. Charged by solar cell and/or hand crank.
1 - ByrdWrench pocket multi-tool. For emergency equipment repairs.
1 - KaBar Hobo eating set. Contains a knife, fork, and spoon.
80 feet paracord.