Author

Topic: Zombie Attacks on the Rise in Florida, 4 Cases so far This Year (Read 4310 times)

legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1127
full member
Activity: 153
Merit: 100
...
Where did I store that box of vinyl LPs?

Are they hipster zombies?
No, but they might be british.
donator
Activity: 1218
Merit: 1015
"Emergency room Doctor Paul Adams agreed with Aguilar saying similar cases have showed up in the ER.

'We noticed an increase, probably after Ultra Fest,' Dr. Adams said."

...

"Do you know where your teenager is at 5 o'clock in the morning?
The Ultra Fest?
The music festival attracts thousands of Miami-area young people.
Some say they come looking for drugs, dirty dancing, and pounding techno music.

...

It's 10pm. Do you know where your children are?
Well things have changed.
Today the question for parents is, 'it's 5am, do you know where your children are?
The MacArthur Causeway?
Some say they come looking for brains, flock-like movement, and Michael Jackson's 'Thriller''"

 Shocked

legendary
Activity: 1330
Merit: 1000
Where did I store that box of vinyl LPs?

Are they hipster zombies?
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
At least we know these zombies don't have to be killed by head-shots.  Plus they don't infect their victims. 

Or maybe they want you to think you can kill them.  It is probably in some cage in the basement of HMS being tested and wondering how the zombie disease spreads.  I think it is a fungus.
donator
Activity: 1736
Merit: 1006
Let's talk governance, lipstick, and pigs.
Where did I store that box of vinyl LPs?
rjk
sr. member
Activity: 448
Merit: 250
1ngldh
naww..

This here’s a .44 Magnum, ... , and it can blow your head clean off.
And take your wrist with it.
legendary
Activity: 966
Merit: 1003
naww..

This here’s a .44 Magnum, ... , and it can blow your head clean off.
rjk
sr. member
Activity: 448
Merit: 250
1ngldh
Man, watching the video, it feels like a scripted movie.. but that's real life zombies.  I feel like stocking up on machetes all of a sudden.
Pussy! Get a minigun or an M-249 SAW Grin
legendary
Activity: 1190
Merit: 1000
www.bitcointrading.com
Man, watching the video, it feels like a scripted movie.. but that's real life zombies.  I feel like stocking up on machetes all of a sudden.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
Zombie Bump (hmmm! could be a song title)
legendary
Activity: 1330
Merit: 1000
There are certain things in life that basically everyone knows.  One is that Florida is the lunatic pill-head capital of the world.

If there were an adverse drug reaction capable of causing this behavior, it would without a doubt show up in Florida first.
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1127
At least we know these zombies don't have to be killed by head-shots.  Plus they don't infect their victims. 

Maybe it just has a long incubation period.
legendary
Activity: 1554
Merit: 1222
brb keeping up with the Kardashians
At least we know these zombies don't have to be killed by head-shots.  Plus they don't infect their victims. 
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
How many threads are we going to have on zombies and their coincidental manifesting themselves since the physical release of Bitcoin Magazine? (keyword = physical)
donator
Activity: 477
Merit: 250
bottom to the right, who do we see? "I am Legend" leading actor Will Smith indicating the sequel of this post-apocalyptic thriller. coincidence?
not anymore, content was edited. a bit too obvious for me
full member
Activity: 196
Merit: 100
Web Dev, Db Admin, Computer Technician
Quote
Miami police are still tight-lipped about the man they shot and killed on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, but new details back claims they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal, which one source now claims included his victim’s nose and eyeballs.

Surveillance video taken from security cameras at the nearby Miami Herald building show a police officer arrive on the scene, appear to be startled by the spectacle of two naked men lying on the street, and draw his service weapon. It appears that the officer shot one of the men, but it was difficult to tell in the video.

The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend.

Aguilar, who heads the local chapter of the Fraternal Order of Police, said he has spoken with the officer who responded. Aguilar said the officer saw what the man was doing, and ordered him to stop. He said the man growled at the officer, and then returned to his meal.

Aguilar said the man ate his victim’s nose and eyeballs.

The officer then used his service weapon and shot the man, Aguilar said, but the gunshot had no effect. Other sources confirmed that the man refused to obey, and continued his attack. Aguilar said the officer had no choice but to keep shooting until the attacker was dead.

The head of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, Armando Aguilar, said drugs are at the root of the attack.

In the cases Aguilar mentioned, he said the people have all taken their clothing off, been extremely violent with what seemed to be super-human strength, even using their jaws as weapons.
Zombie Attacks on the Rise in Florida, 4 Cases so far This Year
Jump to: