LOL
Welcome to the forum. You're allowed to say that because you are brand new
IMO, the poll should give you the option to mark more than only one answer, although I don't buy nor would like to buy the items listed among the offered.
In my case, I would like to buy basic necessities such as food, utility bills... yes, dreams of a poor man, but I don't think that Satoshi invented Bitcoin to allow you buy yachts more conveniently. And I'm not a child anymore either, so I'm not interested in buying expensive toys for adults like lambos.
So, among the listed, I would select lingerie (hardly ever) and electronics (just electronics, not crypto miners), so my selection was "Other".