Ebola Coin: the first cryptocurrency based on a deadly virusEbola has been rapidly spreading across West Africa this year, with about 1800 cases and 1000 deaths in Guinea, Liberia, Nigeria, and Sierra Leone (
http://www.who.int/csr/don/2014_08_08_ebola/en/ ). The World Health Organization has declared this an extraordinary event, and has called for a coordinated international response to prevent Ebola from overtaking the world. Ebola begins with typical flu-like symptoms, eventually progressing to bleeding out of every orifice and a sticky death. It can take up to 21 days for symptoms to appear, so you might have Ebola right now!
It is clear that Ebola deserves its own cryptocurrency. If doge, tacos, and urea are worthy of cryptocurrencies, then so is Ebola and every other deadly virus. I am certain that virus coins will be the next fad in the cryptocurrency world, and Ebola will lead the way.
Ebola Coin will use the never before seen X100 algorithm. There are 100 rounds of hashing, making Ebola Coin extremely secure.
*X100 uses far more energy than X13, and can lead to your computer overheating and dying if you don't use proper medical precautions. If your computer starts bleeding out of every orifice when using X100 please call 911. There will be a new Ebola Coin block every second, making for extremely rapid rewards when mining Ebola Coin. This will undoubtedly lead to numerous forks. Forks will be called mutations in the case of Ebola Coin, making Ebola Coin quite realistic, since the Ebola virus is constantly mutating. All mutations/forks of Ebola Coin will be considered valid, making for an extremely unstable economic situation, much like the economy during an Ebola pandemic.
7.2 billion Ebola Coins will be mined in total, 1 Ebola Coin for every person in the world. The main goal of Ebola Coin is to be used in exchange for Ebola vaccines. I will setup an exchange where you can buy 1 Ebola vaccine for 1 Ebola Coin, so the price of Ebola Coin is tied to a real commodity! Mining Ebola Coin could save your life, and if you hoard a large amount of Ebola Coins you will have immense power during the coming Ebola pandemic.
There will be no IPO and no premine, but donations are accepted: 1AyRmvqe99mRWU69w8Hbaeej8twMpdeiKm
*All donations will be used to buy beer, gotta get drunk before I contract ebola and bleed out of every orifice