My d*ck just died, can I bury it in your ass?
Hey baby, wanna pump and dump?
Topic: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) - page 3. (Read 2982 times)
I wanted to go this weekend to a mall and try to hook up some nice girls.
Of course I do not want to come off like "the ordinary normal guy", so I need the worst pickup line you ever heard.
0.02 BTC for the best submission :-)
CONTEST IS NOW OPEN FOR 45 MINUTES
Of course I do not want to come off like "the ordinary normal guy", so I need the worst pickup line you ever heard.
0.02 BTC for the best submission :-)
CONTEST IS NOW OPEN FOR 45 MINUTES
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
My last few entries (LOL):
Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
People say the Moon is beautiful ... but I said no. People say that the planet venus is beautiful ... but I think not. I say the Earth is beautiful and gorgeous ... because there is you.
:p
:p
“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
Nice legs. When do they open?
“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”
~~;~@
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Are you an angel?
Because i'm allergic to feathers.
And then puke.
Because i'm allergic to feathers.
And then puke.
Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?
My magic watch says you’re missing your pants. No? Well, it must be 10 minutes fast.
My address is 184GZennhfxZGiLtdEY5tQJWKkjYXJpNif.
Thanks!
My address is 184GZennhfxZGiLtdEY5tQJWKkjYXJpNif.
Thanks!
Throw an ice-cube on the floor, stamp on it and say:
Well, the ice is broken now.
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Well, the ice is broken now.
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz I could see myself in your pants.
*Grab a girl by her crotch and ask:
Is this seat taken?
Is this seat taken?
Do you cum often?
Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
I wrote the dictionary on my co*k last night, if you come to my house I'll put some words in your mouth.
Here's mine:
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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