Really dude, what the hell, pictures of this beautiful non depreciating land would help.... not really but at least you can show your not completely full of shit. Most farm land in the Bluegrass is protected so that you can not develop it, you have yet to list anything about the land except it is beautiful. My ex girlfriend's family owns a 1500 acre horse farm and turned down a 22 million dollar offer. Do you have any money to put towards this, having 0% on it is pathetic. Now say you had 250k and didn't have a situation that prevents you from paying loans back(don't we all wish) this might be a different thread, but alas you don't and that is why it is the biggest joke of the month. Why would anyone lend YOU money to buy THEM land. You've already fucked up if you hope for anyone serious about this.
Let's give the waters a test. 400 BTC loan, repay 450 by June 30 or 500 by July 14.