Lol, that's hilarious.
However, OP isn't a "1-post illiterate newbie" because someone who is either a newbie or an illiterate wouldn't know much about signature campaigns and how they work in the first place. Have you ever heard about the idiom "Sour Grapes"? It seems to be a case like that to me. OP has probably tried his best to reach a rank where he could join a signature campaign. He might have even bought an account but failed to get a slot and gave up. Then he thought of at least taking out his frustration somehow, and he thought of this to be the best way.
I'm pretty sure he didn't spend much time on this forum and has never been an honest, constructive community member, even if he pretends to be one.