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Topic: $3000 Loan - page 2. (Read 1979 times)

sr. member
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hero member
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September 13, 2013, 08:49:57 AM
#9
You own yourself.

Seriously. I can be your internet pimp. I'll send you encouraging or dismissive messages based on your performance and when someone tries to rip you off or injure you, I'll send them pictures of their houses.
full member
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September 13, 2013, 08:47:08 AM
#8
Why don't you ask a bank?


Because I don't have any credit.  Its not that I have bad credit, I just don't have credit period.

Exactly why you need to provide adequate collateral.
I know.  I just don't own anything.  Seriously, the total of all my worldly possessions is worth less than $1000.
KWH
legendary
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In Collateral I Trust.
September 13, 2013, 08:41:36 AM
#7
Why don't you ask a bank?


Because I don't have any credit.  Its not that I have bad credit, I just don't have credit period.

Exactly why you need to provide adequate collateral.
full member
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September 13, 2013, 08:38:24 AM
#6
Why don't you ask a bank?


Because I don't have any credit.  Its not that I have bad credit, I just don't have credit period.
sr. member
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September 13, 2013, 08:12:01 AM
#5
Why don't you ask a bank?
legendary
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VIS ET LIBERTAS
September 13, 2013, 07:04:46 AM
#4
- How comfortable are you with things sticking in or out of your bottoms?
Good one  Grin
legendary
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September 13, 2013, 06:50:48 AM
#3
No.  Collateral please, if you are broke, get a loan in person from someone.
hero member
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September 13, 2013, 06:46:14 AM
#2
First let me ask you a few questions.
- Are you physically fit?
- Do you have a recent health checkup/blood test/immunoassay?
- Do you have a means to travel and if yes in what range?
- On a scale from hideous to gorgeous how -eous are you?
- How comfortable are you with things sticking in or out of your bottoms?
full member
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September 13, 2013, 06:42:31 AM
#1
Hey guys,

First let me start by saying I know there is nearly 0 chance of me getting this loan.  It does not hurt to ask, though, so here goes.

I am in desperate need of pull behind camper to live in so I can attend college in the Spring.  I lost my job several months back and had to move out of state with the inlaws.  I have tried my best, but have been unable to get a job since that time.

My parents own a small parcel of land and will allow me to move a camper onto it so I have a place to live while finishing my degree. (Only have two more classes.)

I am completely broke, accept for a few coin holdings.  I have less than $10 in the bank.  I have to order my sanity pills of the silk road because I can't afford a doctor.

$2-3k would make my life infinitely better.

How I would repay:

I qualify for student grants that would give me around $1000 in extra money.  I also can get on federal work study at my college and would get about $2000 for working for the total semester.  Thus I would have around $3000 to pay back around May of 2014.  I will also better in a much better position to get a job once I get my degree.  I also will get a part time job once I move back.  (Even if its fast food.)

I am willing to give ID, address, ect upon request.

If anyone is will to help out, or has a camper in the US they are not using, I would be very greatful.

If not, at least I tried.
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