I want to use this opportunity to hail and thank crypto investors you are brave enough to buy at the top of the market, you guys are so courageous
Courageous? You probably don't know what courageous means, because buying bitcoin doesn't make you courageous. Bitcoin has a bright future, and it's only 11 years old. People who buy these days, and especially the true believers, know that they won't lose their money. Fiat inflates, while bitcoin deflates. The real courageous are those who still save up on the dollar. They're usually those who haven't discovered bitcoin yet.
you guys are the real reason why crypto keeps pumping
You do get that the word "pump" has a negative meaning on the stock market, right? You do get that there's no pump that isn't followed by a dump? I wouldn't, personally, "salute" the people that pump the bitcoin price, since they're usually those who see it as a get-rich-quick scheme. 