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Topic: A reason to use Bitcoin I have never heard anyone talk about! (Read 2206 times)

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https://youtu.be/PZm8TTLR2NU
A recent study has identified 3,000 types of bacteria on dollar bills from a Manhattan bank.
If you think that contextless-number is bad, you really don't want to know how many types of bacteria are living in your mouth, or your kitchen sink.

Try not to think about that the fact that every time you kiss a date, or your spouse, it's less sanitary than if you were licking the inside of your toilet bowl.
hero member
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This is true, but not something unique to BTC.
legendary
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Terminated.
Mostly paper money can carry a lot of bacteria
This is because it changes so many hands/wallets/cash registers and such. People are too ignorant to realize this.
I don't like using cash either, prefer CC.
sr. member
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i don't care about the bacteria, i just don't want my hands to be absorbing cocaine all the danged time  Shocked
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Mostly paper money can carry a lot of bacteria
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For the germaphopes out there, Bitcoin might be a good choice.  Wink

A recent study has identified 3,000 types of bacteria on dollar bills from a Manhattan bank.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/bacteria-live-money/story?id=23413718

nice link, thanks!
legendary
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A Great Time to Start Something!
Come on, bacterium isn't bad. Those people who wears white gloves because their scared to have bacterium have serious problems. We actually need bacterium because our immunity is more resistant from diseases. If we would avoid bacterium so much our immunity would get so weak that we would get sick much more often. If talking about health i wouldn't see that as a positive thing...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger?
It's true that we do need to be exposed to a variety of germs in order to "challenge" the system and build up immunity.
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And where are you processing your bitcoin? tablet, keyboard, smart phone?

Imagine loads of people rubbed their sweaty hands on a glass window and then you licked it.

Question... Why would you be licking a window? Did you get mustard on it? Also, why would you lick your tablet, keyboard, or smartphone? That's not how those devices are designed to be operated.
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There was a period of time when I was responsible for counting a busy retail chain's money and keeping track of the store safe/bank deposits... I was constantly sick.
Money is rather dirty.

Although, so are keyboards.

Your keyboard may be dirty and germ-ridden. But at least it's your own dirt and germs and not that of some random stranger.
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And where are you processing your bitcoin? tablet, keyboard, smart phone?

Imagine loads of people rubbed their sweaty hands on a glass window and then you licked it.

You are going to process your bitcoins on your own device and ONLY your own device.

If you let any other device sign your tx, you are giving out your private key which compromises your wallet.
legendary
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Come on, bacterium isn't bad. Those people who wears white gloves because their scared to have bacterium have serious problems. We actually need bacterium because our immunity is more resistant from diseases. If we would avoid bacterium so much our immunity would get so weak that we would get sick much more often. If talking about health i wouldn't see that as a positive thing...
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For the germaphopes out there, Bitcoin might be a good choice.  Wink

A recent study has identified 3,000 types of bacteria on dollar bills from a Manhattan bank.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/bacteria-live-money/story?id=23413718

There';s gonna be just as much germs on computers and smartphones or whatever you use to send coins lol.

Not if the smartphone belongs to a germophobe who cleans it constantly! Much easier than cleaning all your money Wink
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For the germaphopes out there, Bitcoin might be a good choice.  Wink

A recent study has identified 3,000 types of bacteria on dollar bills from a Manhattan bank.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/bacteria-live-money/story?id=23413718

There';s gonna be just as much germs on computers and smartphones or whatever you use to send coins lol.
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This is true that it is another great way why bitcoin is great. but there is many reasons why bitcoin is great and will soon rise in price an will dominate the currency game we know today
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Bitcoin is great to strip clubs

See this for more info:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15iq2r/strip_club_employees_how_dirty_in_terms_of/c7mvtyn
"I worked in strip clubs (cocktail server, bartender, waitress) for +/- 15 years, and I would claim to have "seen it all".

The clubs that I have worked in have been quite diligent with the cleaning process. Mirrors were cleaned all the time, the bar was cleaned after-hours by a cleaning crew (secondary to us servers doing a "sweep" after the "ugly lights" come on) and the bathrooms are always cleaned throughout the evenings and of course, after hours.

That being said, the couches in the private areas are scary. As staff, we never sat on them. Customers are known to be messy and yes, there are likely to be bodily fluids being exchanged or "wiped" on the couches. Many men would go into the bathroom prior to getting a lap dance and put on a condom inside of their pants so that if they B'd an L, it would be less messy for cleanup. That certainly isn't to say that we didn't find our share of discarded condoms on the floor near the couches after hours. Full contact is actually illegal here, but it was never a surprise to see a girl, naked, grinding away on a customer's lap.

The first club that I worked in had roughly 10 girls that were brought to work from a different country. They would get up onto the counters and urinate into the sinks. We never knew why. Obviously, that was moreso in the staff/dancer bathrooms, not the ones intended for public. Regardless, it was disgusting to think that we staff were to wash our hands there and then handle drinks.

Don't put your money where your mouth is. Especially in strip clubs. We washed our hands often and had sanitizing liquid at our bar and stations to cleanse our hands that had touched money that had come into contact with vaginas or mouths. I was always shocked at how many customers were willing to put money into their mouth and lay back on the stage to have it snatched off by a dancer's labia while she was doing the splits.

The tops of the toilet tanks often have powdery residue on them. Obviously from dancers/patrons (male or female) doing lines of coke. Some bar managers used to spray the toilet tops with Pam or wipe them with oil... T'was good for a laugh.

Dancers would often spray down the poles before they would go on stage for their shows. It increases their grip, keeps their hands clean from when Mercedes or Destinee was just on stage with the pole riding suggestively up and down their asscrack, and it also serves to get men's attention before she starts her show.

The clubs truly are a crime scene specialist's dream. Body fluids of every type available at every turn. I never understood why the clubs were carpeted and the couches were upholstered in porous materials.

Oh, and the black lights are installed for aesthetics. They hide stretch marks and cellulite. It's just a side-bonus that they also seem to bring out the semen stains in pants and tshirts.
TL;DR Strip clubs are filthy."
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Actually I have mentioned this a while back: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.5911045

legendary
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Some clever miner has already added viral signatures to their "coinbase-sig". When your 5 1/4" floppy drive stops working on the 30th of each month now you know why!

Many Bitcoins have also passed though Silk Road and contain trace amounts of cocaine.  Tongue
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It's so true, money is extremely dirty, dirty hands is the worst feeling.
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Germs and cocaine on money is normal. I wonder when are they going to ban dollars for supporting drugs Wink
legendary
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I am a Professor Emeritus of game theory at Fuck Government University, btw.

I hope they will be able to pay you, since FGU recently lost their State-funded subsidies and accreditation.
Do you think you can operate an anti-Gov't school without the consent of the State?
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